My wife canceled Thanksgiving dinner for fourteen people because she’s going through chemotherapy. I told her nobody was asking her to cook, clean, or even stay downstairs the whole time. Apparently, expecting her to spend a couple of hours with my family while they visit our children makes me an insensitive husband.

Conservatives don’t protest. We have jobs.

I know the industry will never learn, but I will continue to try to provide my consistent advice on how to avoid this sort of debacle.

So wild beasts get to maul humans to death and we just accept it now A literal evil creature with a taste for human blood lives among us because liberals think killing it would be “bad for the environment” or something

Questions swirl over James Talarico's whereabouts on Texas campaign trail foxnews.com/video/6406549813…

Will Ospreay has talked to Tony Khan to bring a brand NEW MATCH TYPE for WrestleDream PPV, here are the rules: CLOCKWORK CARNAGE: • 8 wrestlers. 2 stages. 1 winner. • 15-minute scoring period. • Any wrestlers pinned or submitted is gone • Wrestler with most falls in the end wins WINNER BECOMES AEW WORLD CHAMPION.

The kicks didn’t go as planned, so Dallas Clark stepped in for 150K 😭 He threw it through the uprights to win $150,000 for her AND $150,000 for the hospital 🙌

Let's talk about James Talarico. The dude is from Texas and apparently hates meat, God and gender. Very off-brand for the Lonestar Republic. Talarico doesn't care how much your groceries cost - he's more interested in his weird obsession with 6 genders. How did this guy even win a primary election? Oh that's right. He was running against @RepJasmine. Make the correct choice, Texas. Reject this oddball.

Sure, Jared. I'll bite. First, before we begin, let's establish that nothing is "free." Also, "Government-funded" is just another way of saying "taxpayer-funded." Now that we've cleared that up... Can you explain why feeding children is automatically everyone else's responsibility except the parents? Nobody is arguing that hungry children should go without food. But there's a difference between helping families who genuinely need assistance and making taxpayers responsible for feeding every child, regardless of their family's ability to pay. And let's stop pretending these programs involve nothing beyond a free lunch. Federal child nutrition funding also supports breakfast programs, after-school snacks, summer meals, food procurement, cafeteria operations, staffing, equipment and administrative expenses. Compassion for children shouldn't mean abandoning parental responsibility or pretending public programs have no costs. Maybe before demanding that everyone else foot the bill, we should ask why the responsibility of feeding a child has somehow shifted from the parents to the taxpayer. Answer that -- and we'll really get somewhere...

The Nimitz High School band will stop wearing marching season t-shirts after activists, parents and students complained about offensive imagery. houstonchronicle.com/news/ho… houstonchronicle.com/news/ho…

ESPN's College GameDay is in Oxford, Mississippi this Saturday for LSU and Ole Miss, and the celebrity guest picker is Morgan Freeman. He's there because he's a Mississippi guy. He grew up in the state and has lived in Charleston, a Delta town of about 2,100 people, since 1991. He's said he feels safer there than anywhere else in America. Here's what he did in that town that almost nobody outside of it knows. Mississippi integrated its public schools in 1970. Charleston High School integrated with them. Black students and white students went to class together, played on the same teams, grew up side by side from kindergarten on. But the prom stayed separate. It wasn't school policy. Parents organized it privately. One prom for the Black students, one for the white students, every single year, for decades after the classrooms had been integrated. That was still happening in 1997. So Morgan Freeman went to the school and made an offer. He would personally pay for the entire senior prom. Every dollar. One condition. Everybody comes. The school ignored him. He let it sit for eleven years. Then in 2008 he went back and offered again. This time the school board said yes. Charleston High School had 415 students, about 70% Black and 30% white, in Tallahatchie County, the poorest county in Mississippi. In April 2008, they held the first racially integrated prom in the school's history. Freeman paid for all of it and then mostly got out of the way. He didn't want it to be about him. Not everyone came along. A group of white parents held a secret meeting and organized a separate whites-only prom at a local National Guard facility, and some of them forbade their kids from attending the integrated one. Freeman was clear-eyed about why. He said the parents were the hard part, that they'd settled into a that's-the-way-it-is attitude that doesn't move. The kids were different. "In other words, you can sell them another idea." A Canadian filmmaker named Paul Saltzman heard about it, moved his family to Charleston for four months, and filmed the whole thing. The documentary is called Prom Night in Mississippi. HBO aired it in 2009. The prom happened. The kids had a great night. Several of them said afterward they couldn't understand what the adults had been so afraid of. Freeman was 71 years old when he finally got that yes. He'd been offering since he was 60. On Saturday he'll be on a stage in Oxford in front of a few hundred thousand people, picking football games. He already did the harder thing, in a town of 2,100, where nobody was watching.

Lots of games appeared in the latest Nintendo Direct! Which ones are you most excited about?

Link is wayy overdesigned. The tunic, the boots... what's with the random extras straps and belts? did Nomura design this?

EXCLUSIVE — Houston Mayor John Whitmire is officially backing bringing the NHL to Houston over Austin. I sat down with Mayor Whitmire this late afternoon, here's what I learned. "We're ready." #NHLtoHouston | @NHL sportingnews.com/us/nhl/dall…

NEW: On the list of 2,198 "filthy, dirty, vulgar books" flagged by Lt. Gov. Dan Patrick is one of the seminal books about the Holocaust: "Night" Books on the list don't belong in schools, he said. But "Night" is on the state's required reading list: houstonchronicle.com/politic…

For those asking if the Star Wars sequels will ever be appreciated in the future like the prequels eventually did… The answer is a definitive NO. While the prequels often suffered from wooden dialogue and over reliance on green screen, the structure of the story is timeless. It is essentially a Greco-Roman classic set in space— an epic in the vein of Homer and a tragedy cut from the mold of Seneca. The sequels are not mythic in any way. The are self-aware, reflexive commentaries about the Star Wars franchise itself as its object, a film-to-film argument about how the IP should be processed through the lens of the ideology and concerns of 2015–2019. I have never met someone who was kid or a young teen when the sequels came out that feels any sense of nostalgia for those films. I’d be far more likely to wager that it gets officially “retconned” somehow by Lucasfilm than it becomes a nostalgic cult classic.

Chris Pratt was a funny, charismatic guy who now almost exclusively appears in bad Jurassic Park movies and $200 million streaming slop, playing the most bland, vanilla heroes who all act exactly the same.

“Hell answers to me” is so genuinely hilarious because one of the defining aspects of Doom’s character is that Hell, in fact, does not answer to Doom