Parks & Rec Quotes

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Ron: "Clear alcohols are for rich women on diets."

"Creativity is for people with glasses who like to lie." -Ron

Leslie: "I am a Goddess, a glorious female warrior"

Tom: "I have never taken the high road, but I tell other people to 'cause then there's more room for me on the low road."

Leslie: Well, in a true democracy we believe that the input of our citizens is extremely valuable. Lawrence: Hey, these pretzels suck. Leslie: Thank you. See?