@ParifiedSR

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Joined September 2019
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Ive seen the finest minds of my generation lose large quantities of brain matter to weed cartridges of dubious origin
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Last day of summer. No more beach selfies, no more spritzes, no more nonsense about how much you love your friends. This is the season of hard liquor and hard nights
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sox@sxox_oSep 17
When you wake up and see your plushie fell on the floor
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bonus your phone neighbour is orochimaru
sigma monster@bozolawSep 15
pov you're texting your phone neighbours and they happen to be team 7
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@lyraxanaSep 15
HOLY MOTHER OF MATHEMATICS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Google is working on a math-focused variant of its DeepThink model, and its raw thoughts are pretty funny.
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Two years at DoorDash. I do not say this lightly. We are extremely close to the burrito arriving before you decide you want it. We are not asking for a ban. We are asking for a pause.
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I don't make love i Fuck. Hard.
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after i castle in chess i dont care anymore i just love doing it so much and i’ll never stop. past that point i dont even care what happens to me. molest me up and down the board for all i care. i’ll take it. i love to take it.
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playing league of legends secretly as an adult makes you wonder if anyone would ever love you if they knew the truth
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getting an adderall prescription so i can interrupt women faster and talk over them louder
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Everyone who works harder than me is guilty of romanticizing their academic calling. Everyone who does less work than me is a lazy hack. Only I know the exactly correct balance between being exploited and phoning it in
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What I eat in a day as a low agency emotionally manipulative performative metrosexual avoidant ADHD Adult male
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Fascinated by Applejack's struggles with sexual identity.
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diana@covensyndraJul 24
. @NYCMayor @ZohranKMamdani There is an event (the League of Legends Worlds Championships) happening in your city on Nov 14th. Many of us fans would love to attend but the corrupt organizations Ticketmaster and Riot Games stand in our way. Is there any way you can help us please?
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Replying to @helen
everything hurts when you're emo :/
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mat@chudyaoiJul 10
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