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Transgender Transhumanist. (She/Her) Twitch: https://xitter.cf/t.co/6qAvdZv19j PFP art by @Chaiyote3 Discordian priestess (no, really). System

Austin, TX
Joined April 2012
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JORDAN ⚧(She/Her) - The huggiest kaiju!🦆🐴🎈 retweeted
Thank you for everything. I’ve got my phone back but won’t be online much for a few weeks, new meds=sleeping a lot Do something nice today for someone. And if you’re in health care: thanks. I’d have been dead in an hour of when I got to the ER without y’all.
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JORDAN ⚧(She/Her) - The huggiest kaiju!🦆🐴🎈 retweeted
Linda Tirado is going in and out of lucidity and expected to die soon. But I wanna say I appreciate her support all along and for taking a little time to contribute to this hobby. It might actually end up being her last published work.
I wrote a section of this book Wait, that’s not true, I merely explained how politics works I’d compliment myself that I had a relevant essay
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JORDAN ⚧(She/Her) - The huggiest kaiju!🦆🐴🎈 retweeted
And gentlemen in England now a-bed Shall think themselves accursed they were not here, And hold their manhoods cheap whiles any speaks That fought with us upon Saint Crispin’s day.
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JORDAN ⚧(She/Her) - The huggiest kaiju!🦆🐴🎈 retweeted
Never mind the fact that they could have done this during Obama’s presidency and he dropped the ball, peep the language used. “Democrats want to codify Roe v. Wade.” Not “going to” not “currently fighting to” but “WANT” to. Y’all, wanting something ain’t the same as doing.
Democrats want to codify Roe v. Wade. Republicans want to ban abortion nationwide. The difference is clear.
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JORDAN ⚧(She/Her) - The huggiest kaiju!🦆🐴🎈 retweeted
these people won't lose their jobs, they won't be condemned by governments, they won't have their names and addresses doxxed, they won't be blacklisted and investigated, they won't have police monitor them. that's a kind of harassment reserved only for Palestinians
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JORDAN ⚧(She/Her) - The huggiest kaiju!🦆🐴🎈 retweeted
Very nice comment from reader "Woke Mind Superspreader": "I keep warning you, they're going to ban Gravity's Rainbow if anyone ever finishes reading it."
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JORDAN ⚧(She/Her) - The huggiest kaiju!🦆🐴🎈 retweeted
Replying to @b0tster
you can't trick me
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JORDAN ⚧(She/Her) - The huggiest kaiju!🦆🐴🎈 retweeted
Juniper showed the danger of removing headlines in a way that caught the attention of the one who decided on it and was suspended as a result.
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JORDAN ⚧(She/Her) - The huggiest kaiju!🦆🐴🎈 retweeted
Do not look into the reason juniper is trending, do not post about it or you also may be suspended ‼️
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JORDAN ⚧(She/Her) - The huggiest kaiju!🦆🐴🎈 retweeted
Like damn the team of white dudes who fridged Kamala for shock value are really trying to lecture readers (who have just said they feel like this run has damaged Peter and MJ as characters) about misogyny lmao
Some previews with dialogue now. It would be "better" without them.
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JORDAN ⚧(She/Her) - The huggiest kaiju!🦆🐴🎈 retweeted
Wait, are you telling me, that a company put out misleading information about their decisions because it's an easy way to scapegoat flagging performance in areas and people immediately believed it?!?! Surely, people aren't that easily fooled and didn't fall for the same trick
1. Last week, @Target announced it was closing 9 stores due to theft, generating an avalanche of credulous coverage from nearly every major media outlet One thing that was missing from all these stories: DATA So Popular Information tracked it down 🧵
Readers added context they thought people might want to know
This thread is half true. Reliable shoplifting data is extremely hard to come by, and Target only publishes “net shrink”. cnbc.com/amp/2023/05/17… However, using police data to refute Target’s claim is equally unreliable, as data shows most retailers do not bother reporting cases to the police. fox13seattle.com/news/seattle-b… businessinsider.com/san-francisco-…
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JORDAN ⚧(She/Her) - The huggiest kaiju!🦆🐴🎈 retweeted
Hint: If you worry less about what gay and trans people do in public and worry more about what YOU do in public, everyone will be better off, yourself included.
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JORDAN ⚧(She/Her) - The huggiest kaiju!🦆🐴🎈 retweeted
This isn't how venm diagrams work, and it certainly isn't how media literacy works
This joke has done so much damage to media literacy
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JORDAN ⚧(She/Her) - The huggiest kaiju!🦆🐴🎈 retweeted
What's left opaque is the nylon (PA) plastic. You can't make nylon translucent, and it's structural, so you can't make it not nylon.
People asking why Ghost Starscream has so much solid plastic, it's because solid plastic is used for vital transformation joints to prevent breakages. You can see where the solid plastic is and of course, understand how the figure transforms, get a general idea of it
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13 unionized Keywords Studios QA testers, working on Dragon Age: Dreadwolf, were let go on Sept. 27. Keywords said it was the end of a contract. Either way, the union has filed a complaint with the labor board to dispute severance — different from BioWare dispute with workers.
All unionized Dragon Age: Dreadwolf QA workers have been laid off trib.al/kHCooyv
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JORDAN ⚧(She/Her) - The huggiest kaiju!🦆🐴🎈 retweeted
We're turning my eurobeat tune, The World One Dream Away, into a villain theme! Come watch! #eurobeat #ENVtuber #Vtubers
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Eleven different schools targeted by “Libs of TikTok” over last month received bomb threats just days later. Link: vice.com/en/article/bvj5dq/s…
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JORDAN ⚧(She/Her) - The huggiest kaiju!🦆🐴🎈 retweeted
Once more: Men do. not. need. to go through the bureaucratically lengthy, clinically degrading process of transitioning, to assault women. They do it in our homes, at work, with police protection, on our streets, in plain sight, with no consequences.
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