22 y/o | german | he/him | just trying to figure out how this life works | dm me music you like :)

Leipzig, Deutschland
Joined May 2018
One of my fav genders
Such a beautiful art on such an unplayable card 😢
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dosłownie stuletnia karykatura was wyjaśnia a wy dalej to łykacie xD
Nazim był doktryną lewicową, nie tylko przez swój rewolucyjny, antychrześcijański charakter, ale przez socjalizm, czyli zniszczenie systemu cen i wolnej konkurencji.
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What the fuck is a “graphics driver” that’s so clearly fake and made up
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🏆 In the Round of 32, there are only 2 nations remaining whose nation’s name, translated into Braille, has the same number of raised dots as the number of dots in their manager’s name when translated into Morse: 🇩🇪 Germany - Julian Nagelsmann (23) 🇳🇴 Norway - Ståle Solbakken (22)
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Saul
Gun to your head name a good man
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There are Kamigawa: Neon Dynasty set symbols everywhere for those with eyes to see
Draw a cat using only straight lines 1910
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We've just dropped a new Witchbrook Dev Blog!✏️ Take a look at what you can expect from your new life as a student witch.✨ 📝Read Here: bit.ly/LifeAtWitchbrook
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on the left ist schnitzel mit Jägersoße (western degeneracy) während on the right jägerschnitzel ist (proletarischer kraftgeber)
Horrors of Communism showcased: On the left is German Jagerschnitzel. Very good comforting meal if you can get it. On the right is the Communist East German "Jagerschnitzel" made up of several slices of a giant hotdog (you got a comically sized hotdog known as State Sausage for your ration) that's deep fried. The side is box noodles with ketchup as the sauce. Nothing shows off leftism than this shit. Instead of a home cooked meal made with love. You get food a Methhead would make in their hotel from money they got stealing copper. With the insistence they're the same and it's all subjective to add insult to injury.
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if you're a GIRL trying to get into league of legends i'm going to save you 6 months of bad advice from your HARDSTUCK boyfriend he's going to tell you to "learn the basics on a simple champion" he's going to tell you to pick yuumi because "she's good for beginners" he's WRONG he's been telling you the WRONG THING because he subconsciously needs you to play the role he's already mentally assigned you the polite supportive girlfriend champion the champion that doesn't out damage him i'm telling you the opposite lock DARIUS top lane lock RENGAR jungle lock DRAVEN adc lock YASUO mid play whatever the FUCK you want play the most violent ego driven CHAMPION YOU SEE here's what your boyfriend won't tell you every girl i've ever coached who hit diamond or higher did NOT start on enchanters every single one of them started on a carry champion that let them DESTROY people from game 1 because the truth nobody in this community wants to admit is that the BEST way to learn this game is to learn how to KILL not how to peel not how to "play safe" how to walk up to another human being and remove them from the lobby that's the actual skill your boyfriend is going to be threatened the first time you go 12/0 on darius top he's going to start making excuses "yeah but the enemy was bad" "yeah but darius is broken" let him cope you found out what the game actually feels like before he did and now you're never going back to playing soraka while he tells you "good job babe" pick the champion that lets you HUNT we are not raising another generation of GIRLS who play enchanters because some guy with 50% winrate said it was the "smart" choice if you're new to league play what you want Study the Saskio way
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When I die, please cover my casket in my sticker collection that I bought but could never commit to applying on things
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vergiss nie was sie uns genommen haben
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man lebt wa
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sometimes i feel like that german guy from Breaking Bad who dips pretzel bites in a bunch of different sauces and then fucking electrocutes himself
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MY BOY IS HERE 😭❤️
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It's truly difficult to imagine a more pathetic leader than Germany's Friedrich Merz.
🚨🇩🇪🇮🇱 BREAKING — PM Merz: "Israel a Victim of Unjust War like Ukraine"
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forever grateful paramore made this perfect song and then gave it to us😭
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