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Normandy • Dark Themes • RP
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╭─ ༉‧₊ ⠀ ⋆ 『 Anastasia Marie Shepard 』 ⠀ ⠀ "Anya Shepard" 𝐼 𝑓𝑖𝑔ℎ𝑡 𝑓𝑜𝑟 𝐟𝐫𝐞𝐞𝐝𝐨𝐦. 𝑀𝑖𝑛𝑒, 𝑎𝑛𝑑 𝑒𝑣𝑒𝑟𝑦𝑜𝑛𝑒'𝑠 I 𝖋𝖎𝖌𝖍𝖙 for the right to choose our own 𝖋𝖆𝖙𝖊 ⠀ ❪ #MassEffectRP ╱ #MERP ❫
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♦️ ||: Finally making my move to my new account, @Vanguardisms This account will be archived and not used anymore. So if I follow you and you're wondering why there are two of me... trust me you're not drunk and seeing double! Happy N7 everyone! 🙏🏻🎊🎉
✧.* ⠀⠀⠀⠀ ☄️ ⋰ ✧ 𝐈 𝐅𝐈𝐆𝐇𝐓 𝐅𝐎𝐑 𝐅𝐑𝐄𝐄𝐃𝐎𝐌. ⋰ˎ˗ ︶︶︶ ꒰ I 𝖋̲𝖎̲𝖌̲𝖍̲𝖙̲ to choose our own 𝖋̲𝖆̲𝖙̲𝖊̲ .ᐟ꒱ ❪ #MERP • #MassEffectRP • #MVRP ❫xitter.cf/i/events/1589091845069…
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I'd prefer sleep, but you know your limits. Try not to work too hard now.
I’ll have a coffee soon. Or an energy drink. I’ll be fine, commander.
"Alright. Fine. We'll get you a cupholder, but if there's a mess in the cockpit, we're going to have a talk. Don't make me regret it." Time to sign off on a cupholder for Joker now...
"You know me too well Shep, but come on, with the artificial gravity and the inertia dampeners from the mass effect fields, I couldn't spill my drink even if I tried."
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The garden was lost in the war, it's a shame...
The butterfly thought you were comfortable! Do you know how hard it is for me to keep still and let one rest on me? Man, I really want to go to that place again...
She's giving him a look, a look that she knows exactly how he's going to treat that cupholder. "You'll burn yourself if you bring on coffee. I'll think about it though, long as you promise that you won't drop everything when we're flying... considering you like to show off."
"Okay, wow, a little hurt by that comment. I was thinking a nice big cup of coffee but now that you mention that..."
Butterflies are harmless! Spiders can be deadly.
Well, now you've unleashed spiders onto yourself after saying that. Patting her shoulder, trying to reassure Tali. I can get Garrus to stomp out some of the things if you ever need it.
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You should really take some sort of break, Cortez... you shouldn't be on standby on low energy.
Is he exhausted? Yes Is he refusing to stop working? Also yes.
"Let me ask, you're not going to bring slushies onto the Normandy put it there then forget about it then drop it all over the floor, right?"
Replying to @Paragonisms
@Paragonisms "Shepard, when are you going to install a cupholder on my seat?"
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After seeing so many spiders, more than I'd like in my lifetime... I want to say yes. After that dream? Yep, even more. Maybe it's because of the term, you become what you fear? I was reading a book before my nap.
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Shrugs, does so anyway...
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A spider. It was the worst thing that could happen, and I'm glad I'm awake now. It had me swatting at my blankets when I woke up.
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Shit. Does that make it a tramp stamp?
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Are we claiming stuff? Where's her marker to write on Garrus... Don't worry, it can erase, she just needs to do it now. At least, she hopes it erases...
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When do I get my punch-out card? I've been here how long and no VIP perks?
“Welcome to the tired club, Commander.”
Rubbing her face, still trying to wake up from that groggy slumber. Tali, hi.... thank the spirits you're not a spider anymore. That would have been awkward...
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Rising from her nap. She's still tired though. What a useless nap...
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