don’t take my dark humor seriously

Joined May 2026
I wrote a book
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When people talk about “addiction and self control” I just laugh Cos I’ve been studying for a decade and half but I haven’t gotten addicted I have self control
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Who remembers this opening scene in Breaking Bad? 🤣🤣🤣 Boondocks recreated it frame for frame
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Make person sub my phone abeg Even if na 1GB 😭😭😭 MTN don swallow my monthly sub
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Bcos I no Dey shake nyash Nobody gree sub give me🥲🥲🥲 Okeyyyyyyy
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Mf that’s called distance relationship
Virtual dates should actually be allowed You cook at home I cook at home I FaceTime you and we eat together 🤷
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When people talk about “addiction and self control” I just laugh Cos I’ve been studying for a decade and half but I haven’t gotten addicted I have self control
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What?🥲🥲🥲🥲🥲🤭🤭
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When I try to use her Bra and pant to make a Spider-Man face mask
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Where's the lie???😹
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I’m waiting for reply Once she does I’m coming back to quote what she said Remind me guys
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Well She didn’t accept Had to call me 🤣🤣just to tell me to stop I respect her decision tho 🫩🫩🫩
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Well She didn’t accept Had to call me 🤣🤣just to tell me to stop I respect her decision tho 🫩🫩🫩
I’m waiting for reply Once she does I’m coming back to quote what she said Remind me guys
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6 and half years talking stage tell me say make I send her TP weh she go use come my house.
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Ahhhh 😳😳😳🤭
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Thick women deserve the world fr
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Dad:where’s that thing that peels potatoes? Me:she went to the store Me: Dad:
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Choose wisely 🔫
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