British by birth, English by choice

England
Joined April 2012
Just favorited "EZ Rollers - FABRICLIVE x Bukem In Session Mix" by LTJ Bukem on Mixcloud mixcloud.com/LTJBukem/ez-rol…
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#DavidCameron we don't give a fuck what think. You lost your say the day you sold this country down the river. And your now shitting your silver spoon filled pants, & hoping nobody finds your grubby little hands all over the dodgy deals you got yourself into.. #shutthefuckup
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How much of our license money is being paid too @jamesmartinchef for repeats of @SaturdayKitchen @BBC ? You crooks???
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With all the clothes, sleeping bags & tents that get left behind after the festival. Do u recycle or just throw in a skip.?? #Glastonbury
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@Torbaits1 corkballs as hard as Chinese birds nipples... Get on Tor!!!! – at Beccles, England
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Stick and zig liquid no in stock. Retweet for a chance to win a free bottle. Limited time price £5 a bottle £3.20p&p
RT when you understand what the Lego blocks mean…
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This makes you sad and happy…
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Proud too be English.. Every1 should read & make this happen!! #c4h #h4h m.facebook.com/story.php?sto… – at City of Kingston-upon-Hull, England
Hull v SHITTY City, c'mon Hull bang the shit #scum #ITFC
Noel on Michael Jackson "He can’t come here and start dressing in a white robe, thinking he is a messiah. Who does he think he is? Me? "
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11% pay rise its nice 2 c some people r keepin up wiv inflation? My 3% looks pretty shit now #scoundrels
Funniest picture of the morning "http://t.co/OLKcGaXFGz” thanks to @allisonjanesmit for bringing it to my attention
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In the bedchair & essential mix is killing it! #popthemdiscobiscuits #carpcrew
This stuff is the tits... But don't expect no sleep!!!
Get on this mad fucked up bollocks.........I love general trippyness.
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Deano retweeted
Anyone for a large McNugget meal? #SickPics
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Who needs a slipway??