Justin Cider

Me trying to get that summer bod ready...

@LylesNoah You catch that? "World Champions of What?" @Eagles lol

Accidentally Googled "Pastor Yoda" instead of Master Yoda. I wasn't disappointed.

Tough week for losing expensive Jets.

The fact that Bob Barker dying at age 99 means he got as close to 100 without going over and that gives me comfort.

How to make a straw out of a glizzy

What's going to be the verdict of YNW Melly?

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Unreal, only a week in and the Las Vegas Sphere has already been hacked.

Maybe if I work really hard, Come in early, Stay longer than I need to, Go above and beyond, Never use any of my sick days, My workplace will notice and reward me.

Had to settle for delivery cause someone didn't feel like cooking tonight

Me waking up from my 3rd nap of the day to see if the sun is still up.

Fresh Set 💅

Media reports that people in Dubai wouldn’t understand the humor in “The Flintstones”, but I know for a fact that people in Abu Dhabi do.

Back in the day, this is how we used to beat stress and anxiety.

@joshsaviano drop me a DM when you see this.

I thought this lady was staring at me for 5 minutes, till I realized it was a magazine.

Happy Valentines Day!

Oh great, now the Kardashian's have a balloon.