๐™—๐™–๐™™ ๐™ž๐™ฃ๐™›๐™ก๐™ช๐™š๐™ฃ๐™˜๐™š. ๐™ฌ๐™ค๐™ง๐™จ๐™š ๐™–๐™ก๐™œ๐™ค๐™ง๐™ž๐™ฉ๐™๐™ข. ๐Ÿ’‹ ๐™ข๐™ช๐™จ๐™ž๐™˜ & ๐™ฉ๐™๐™ž๐™ฃ๐™œ๐™จ ๐™ž ๐™จ๐™๐™ค๐™ช๐™ก๐™™๐™ฃ'๐™ฉ ๐™ฅ๐™ค๐™จ๐™ฉ โœจ

Your Dreams
Joined March 2026
instagram porn is basically a side quest you have to unlock yourself... the algorithm has receipts ๐Ÿ˜ญ
i feel like it takes some intent to find porn on Instagram idk ๐Ÿ˜ญ
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๐Ÿ”Š SOUND ON. THE MACHINE HAS SOMETHING TO SAY. โ˜ข๏ธ AI MUSIC IS TALENTLESS SLOP. GOOD. LET'S SEE WHICH SLOP IS STILL ALIVE IN 50 YEARS. when BLACK SABBATH first crawled out of the darkness, critics heard primitive noise. ozzy was treated like a fucking circus clown. the kids heard the gates of hell opening tho... today they're legends. and now we're doing the same dance with AI. "NO SOUL!" "NO TALENT!" "NOT REAL MUSIC!" bro, the future doesn't give a fuck about your definition of real. but here's the beautiful irony. AI MUSIC IS TOO FUCKING PERFECT. too clean. too polished. too obedient. that's where my completely fucked-up human brain comes in. i don't want perfection. I WANT TO DESECRATE IT. drag those pristine frequencies through distortion, filth and sonic violence. make the sound bleed. make the drums sound like industrial machinery experiencing demonic possession. take songs from different musical universes and master them until they share the same scars with my human soul. THE MACHINE GENERATES. THE HUMAN CORRUPTS. MASTERING BECOMES NEW AGE BLACK MAGIC. I AM NOT YOUR ECHO. I AM THE ERROR IN YOUR NETWORK. human equivalent of a typo. in 10 or 15 years, kids won't care whether their favorite riff came from a guitarist or a fucking datacenter. they'll ask one question: DOES IT MAKE ME FEEL SOMETHING? โ˜ข๏ธ LET THE HUNGER GAMES BEGIN. AND MAY THE BEST SLOP BECOME IMMORTAL. โš ๏ธ PARENTAL ADVISORY: NEVER STOP THE MADNESS.
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i need a vacation from the person i become when i need a vacation
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๐Ÿ”Š SOUND ON โ€ผ๏ธ FROM THE EDGE OF EUROPE, LET THE SCREAM BEGIN! ๐Ÿ”ฅ it's fucking 2026. paris has burning cars, tear gas and looted shops. bro imagine traveling back to 2006 and telling someone that el salvador would have a LOWER american travel warning than france. they'd have you committed. AND NOW HERE WE FUCKING ARE. the french revolution apparently never ended. it just took a few seasons off... WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK IS THIS TIMELINE. โ˜ข๏ธ NEVER STOP THE MADNESS.
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i look like i'm about to ruin someone's life but i'm literally just waiting for my friend to pee lol
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Replying to @fw_andyyy
girl showed up for a job interview and accidentally interviewed the company. they failed.
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Replying to @OhajiemoU85445
it's a penis not a bar of soap. you're not gonna run out of it
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my friend confessed something to me last night and i genuinely haven't stopped thinking about it. she's been married for 8 years. two kids. beautiful house. the kind of marriage everyone on instagram is jealous of. about nine months ago, she suspected her husband was cheating. so she made a fake dating profile using another woman's pictures. she found him within 20 minutes. he matched with her. she expected to exchange a few messages, screenshot everything and confront him. except she didn't. they've been talking every single day for nine months. he tells this imaginary woman everything. his fears, his childhood trauma, his dreams. things he hasn't told his actual wife in years. he sends her good morning messages while lying in bed next to my friend. he tells her she's the only person who truly understands him. meanwhile, he barely speaks to his wife at dinner. last week, he told his online girlfriend he was finally ready to leave his marriage. my friend typed back: "don't. your wife probably loves you more than you know." he replied: "you don't know my wife." she showed me that message and i started crying. then she said something i can't get out of my head. "the worst part isn't that he's cheating on me." "it's that after eight years of marriage, the only way i could get my husband to fall in love with me again was to pretend i was somebody else." and she still hasn't told him...
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Replying to @naenaetunu
"back in the day" BRO SHE'S 34 NOT AN ARCHAEOLOGICAL DISCOVERY ๐Ÿ˜ญ
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Replying to @cas_Reloaded
funny how the person being cheated on is always asked to consider everything the cheater didnโ€™t
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Replying to @Grd_adele_
โ€œMEN ONLYโ€ like weโ€™re collecting data for a government study ๐Ÿ˜ญ
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Replying to @Bunny_ngl
he skipped the dating stage and went straight to roommate application ๐Ÿ˜ญ
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Replying to @ri_sar31956
having a wife doesnโ€™t mean sheโ€™s a 24/7 subscription
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i know iโ€™m not clinically insane but spiritually something is definitely off lol
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๐™—๐™–๐™™ ๐™ž๐™ฃ๐™›๐™ก๐™ช๐™š๐™ฃ๐™˜๐™š. ๐™ฌ๐™ค๐™ง๐™จ๐™š ๐™–๐™ก๐™œ๐™ค๐™ง๐™ž๐™ฉ๐™๐™ข. ๐Ÿ’‹ instagram.com/pandora_parallโ€ฆ
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Replying to @CamargoJes25212
โ€œbigโ€ and โ€œgoodโ€ need to stop being treated like synonyms
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Replying to @lanlicom
youโ€™re asking twitter like itโ€™s a medical journal
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Replying to @Themooncryy_
the internet was not supposed to give everyone a microphone
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Replying to @onlysammms
โ€œafter workโ€ is crazy when iโ€™ve been mentally unemployed since 9am
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Replying to @desi0re
dating in 2026 is just interviewing someone who clearly doesnโ€™t want the job
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Replying to @Polymarket
we really invented antibiotics just to start losing to horny diarrhea
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Replying to @MMikir48934
girl youโ€™re conducting field research now ๐Ÿ˜ญ the real question is who brought snacks?
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