ᴀsᴛᴏʟғᴏ !

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⠀⠀⠀ Servants are meant for fighting , but s’pose he can play the role of an 𝐚𝐜𝐭𝐮𝐚𝐥 𝐬𝐞𝐫𝐯𝐚𝐧𝐭 just for a hit too. The outfit looks rather cute on him , yeah ? Juuuust a bit short though. ⠀⠀⠀

Adjusting his ribbon

⠀⠀⠀ Everyone knows it at this point , but 𝐘𝐄𝐒 it still is just as big big as a 𝐏ringles Can when 𝐅𝐥𝐚𝐜𝐜𝐢𝐝. ⠀⠀⠀

Pft , who’s gonna complain about that ? The authorities ? He practically IS the authorities and he says she ‘totes can do it

⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ The bad influence that he is would start recommending her to wear 𝐧𝐨𝐭𝐡𝐢𝐧𝐠 at all.⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀

|| had to bump a bunch of DMs :^)

⠀ ⠀ Testing out a 𝐁𝐑𝐀𝐍𝐃 𝐍𝐄𝐖 𝐓𝐀𝐂𝐓𝐈𝐂 on passersby servants and staff to see if it’s effective. ⠀ ⠀

⠀ Sometimes the locals will insist on giving him a post-quest 𝐑𝐞𝐰𝐚𝐫𝐝 , he never denies them but sometimes they get a little 𝐓𝐎𝐎 into ot. Asking to bear the Paladins children ! Or even to marry , they all start doing it after they bounce on it like 𝐂𝐑𝐀𝐙𝐘 😵‍💫💧 ⠀

Ooooh so she can say 𝐭𝐡𝐚𝐭 , but he can’t say he’s the fattest dick answering to summons !

ㅤ . . . 😮‍💨 Lord let her never get out of that rider form. ㅤ

⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ She can also skip the formalities , scoop him up and take him with her. What stops her other than a couple morals ? ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀

⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ And if she has his number , she can expect similar sort of messages with attachments in return.⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀