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Mr Twisty Cheeky

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Politically lost. The gauge moved without anyone telling me. Still think Trump is an idiot, but just don't know who to support anymore.

Joined February 2011
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Replying to @realDonaldTrump
Sure you did Donnie. Now just let the nice men put the comfy straitjacket on you and help walk you calmly towards the exit.
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For the love of all that’s holy, this guy never fails to astonish me with unprecedented levels of idiocy.
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@AcynMar 19
Reporter: Why didn't you tell allies about the war before attacking Iran? Trump: We wanted it to be a surprise. Who knows better about surprise than Japan? Why didn't you tell me about Pearl Harbor?
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Dear FIA Investigators: You know, there are other drivers out there doing far worse than Hamilton. How about giving one of them a penalty for a change? #mexicogp
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Next FIA General Meeting subject: OK guys, what rules can we break or ignore to make Verstappen win this year? Discuss #mexicogp
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Is it me? I didn't hear any booing for Lando? #mexicogp
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Hey @elonmusk, didn't you say you would pay for the legal defence of anyone who lost their job due to comments on X? I mean, you did with @ginacarano? Perhaps now would be a good time to update that statement. 👍
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Wrexham Ralph . #WalesInFilmAndSong
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Goodnight Mr Tom Jones. #WalesInFilmAndSong
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Black Swansea #WalesInFilmAndSong
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Was it just me or was it only the British drivers that got all the bad decisions, penalties and problems? #Formula1
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You can see how Dean is enjoying the screentime. He's playing a game by being as annoying as possible. Don't reward him by voting him out into a nice hotel with his pay cheque. #ImACeleb #imacelebrity #imacelebrity2024 #keepdeanin
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It’s uncanny isn’t it? 😂😂
Mark Wilkins (@MarkWil67206795) profile pictureMark Wilkins@MarkWil6720679512 Aug 2024
Great to see Tom Cruise at the Paris Olympics closing ceremony👊
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This poor woman. Will anyone help me in starting a whip-round or Gofundme so we can help her out?
Rothmus 🏴 (@Rothmus) profile pictureRothmus 🏴
@Rothmus23 Jun 2024
One word best describes a woman like her.
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Oh, has the GP finished? Sorry, I dozed off. This year's, F1 season should be prescribed to insomniacs. #ChineseGP
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AJ, well done and all that, but could you please STFU after the fight. You don’t half talk some bollocks. #JoshuaNgannou
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I wonder if anybody is even the slightest bit surprised at this.
Angela Rayner (@AngelaRayner) profile pictureAngela Rayner
@AngelaRayner23 Oct 2023
Michael Gove’s secret letter reveals his grubby deal with Tory MPs to kick the no fault evictions ban into the long grass. Having broken the justice system, they’re using their own failure to indefinitely delay keeping their promises to renters in the most underhand way.👇🏻
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@omid913 Oct 2023
In the absence of any adults in the room, so glad to see Israeli and Palestinian mothers make this important stand. Great to see diplomats and politicians join them.
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"Hello, the Somme Public Baths. No running, shouting, or piddling in the shallow end!" #JamesBondDoesBlackadder
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"How lucky you are to find the toilet so amusing!" #JamesBondDoesBlackadder
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"What is your name?" "Wibble" "What is two plus two?" "Oh, wibble wibble" #JamesBondDoesBlackadder
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Not sure about the Alison Hammond outrage. She didn't enrage me, but I didn't warm to her either. I'm not going to boycott #GBBO , but I don't think she really added anything to the show either. She was just...sort of...there. Hanging about. Like the sign language guy.
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