Husband of @BabycatcherSM. Dog-Father of Baloo. Human father of Rohan, Ishaan, and Jayan. Full-time @hamcoclerk & former USAR JA. Tweets are my own opinions

Cincinnati, OH
Joined June 2011
If you haven’t done this, did you even really serve?
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Four Seasons Total Landscaping can believe that.
🚨 BREAKING: Republicans spent over $20k on anti-Troy Jackson ads in the wrong state. They presumably confused Portland, Maine with Portland, Oregon
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I don’t think you have a dog in this fight but if you did you would have shot it.
I’ll take @ellalangleymsic over Kacey Musgraves any day. And if I’m choosin’ Texas, I’ll take Ken Paxton over James Talarico.
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I need someone to explain the scientific reason to me that I can never scroll past that damn AI leprechaun video
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And why does he look like Robert Loggia?
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In the good old days this would absolutely be @ochocinco
Which player hits us with this dance when they score a touchdown this week?
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Ok, to connect the obvious dots... Biggest H-1B sponsor in America: not named. Draw your own conclusions. Eight Named: Infosys, Tata, Wipro, HCL, Cognizant, Microsoft, Adobe, Capgemini. Seven are Indian-founded or Indian-led. No public evidence released. Add DHS mocking Sikh truckers, a statewide Texas nominee calling our kids a “problem,” and the message to Indian Americans is pretty dang hard to miss: you’re the enemy. Call it policy if you want, but to the people harassing us, it’s permission. See you at the polls.
.@Sonderling47: "I am hereby suspending from the Permanent Labor Certification Program some of the largest IT outsourcing firms in the world — Cognizant, Infosys, Tata, Wipro, HCL, and Capgemini — and also, due to multiple active federal investigations, @USDOL is suspending Microsoft and Adobe from the program."
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Hell, just put up a stationary camera from the press box and run the audio stream. I’d watch that.
Remember when Xavier threw together a live tv broadcast in less than 24 hours a few years ago...
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Vivek just took an 11 minute flight from Findlay to Toledo lmao
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Anyone else read this in the rhythm of “Killing in the Name” by Rage Against the Machine? Just me?
👏NOW👏IS👏THE👏TIME 👏TO👏KILL👏THEIR👏EGG👏MASSES👏
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Honestly truly shocked this absolute diva didn’t name it SkyNet.
.@SECWAR “Today, at my direction—we are announcing the creation of Autonomous Warfare Command, or AutoWarCom: A new 4-star combatant command—with service-like authorities—built to scale autonomous and robotic capabilities across the Joint Force in the fastest peacetime shift in modern military history."
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Crosstown 99 - I was the only one of my HS friends that was an X fan Honorable mention (although was already a super fan by then): Crosstown 04 - beginning of the run to the Elite Eight in Atlanta.
Every Xavier Musketeer fan has that game. The one that lives forever in your memory. The one that captures why you fell in love with Xavier basketball. The one you’ll tell your kids about someday. For every Musketeer fan, it’s “their game.” This is mine. ⚔️⚔️⚔️ #LetsGoX
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The heartbreak version of this is that Elite Eight game against Duke and the total BS call against Anthony Myles.
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Imagine us all listening to “Cleveland!” by Taylor Swift for the first time and it’s just this
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We have to get @FreddyLA7 to Oktoberfest Zinzinnati
As we’re entering American airspace, I wanna say a few things about this trip. 🇺🇸 This isn’t supposed to be World Cup trip 2.0. That trip is impossible to replicate. This is something different. We’re huge sports fans and have always talked about doing a trip around college sports. Also, on this trip we‘re not only going to football games. We want to experience all kinds of sports: basketball, volleyball, soccer of course, and many more. We also have some ideas for other stuff, like going camping in the Appalachians or visiting an Oktoberfest. We can’t wait to experience all these different sports, try new food and see new places.
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Same questions here in Ohio for the Governor’s race
Beyond @GOP crossover for @JamesTalarico, it'll be interesting to see how many Republicans simply skip that line on the ballot or vote Libertarian. Ken Paxton is a heavy load.
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If we don’t do something about @VivekGRamaswamy’s private equity friends jacking up the cost of youth sports, American kids will grow up thinking that’s how you hit a baseball.
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And this is why Cincinnati is a superior sports town even though the quality of play on the field is generally a dumpster fire
There is, and never will be, anything remotely charming or impressive about stadiums in massive concrete lots without a bar or restaurant in sight. If you can’t walk out of a bar 10-15 mins before a game starts and be at your seat in time, it’s bad stadium infrastructure 👍
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