Well done, @Sarah_Montague #bbcwato for not letting the Gorka get under your skin
Hey @OVOEnergy your engineer left his socket tester behind when he updated my meter yesterday. I'd like to return it. PM me for details.
Kudos to @TalkTalk and @WeAreOpenreach who between them sorted out the fault on my neighbour's line less than 12 hours after reporting it.
Bloody hell, @bt_uk! Do you really want to charge me 25% extra to renew my broadband contract with you?
I've never solved a @guardian Cryptic crossword as quickly as I did today's Prize. Was that meant to be tomorrow's Quiptic but put in the wrong place? #guardian #crossword
3-year license now for Elements 25, eh @Adobe ? Thanks but no thanks - I'll stick with my perpetual-licensed Elements 2020. I was going to upgrade this year, but not now. You've just lost a sale.
Nothing to see here. Just a cormorant posing on the weir in #Chester @Natures_Voice
Peter Kendell retweeted
Been listening to the explosion of Mongolian Metal Bands over the last years.
This is THE HU.
They are amazing.
Get ready.
.@BFI why doesn't the BFI Player support 24fps so I can watch films at the speed the directors intended? Netflix support it, why not you?
Peter Kendell retweeted
Donald Trump is 78 years old and in a state of profound cognitive decline.
He should end his campaign immediately.
Retweet if you think that Trump is unfit to serve!
Peter Kendell retweeted
Jacob Rees Mogg can now return to his other job, as a night paralysis demon at an all boys boarding school.
Peter Kendell retweeted
Things can only get better
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Peter Kendell retweeted
🚨We just dropped in on Farage’s election rally with a beaming picture of Putin. Nigel was not pleased.
My name is Roderick Spode and I support and will vote for @reformparty_uk .
My timeline is packed with twixes from The Party That Goes Wrong, aka @Conservatives. Poor deluded souls! #battleforno10










