End of an era - @mtmridesbikes - the guy who hired me 🙏 See you later HOLOGRAPHIC laptop and Red Hat! ✌️ 🤔 I wonder what sticker theme will be next

Things you don't do in basketball: undercut people in the air. Never. Never ever.

The @NBA jerseys in recent years have been 🔥 but sometimes I get confused, like when did the Bucks get the blue uniforms???

Finished recording my #RHSummit talk on Easy ChatOps-based release automation with Tekton, ArgoCD, and GitHub Actions! Only took me 5 takes 😅 aiming for < 4 next year

Someone needs to solve the inexplicably complex problem of: Timeout - one play - Timeout #MarchMadness

My favorite is when automated systems (phone or chat) say "we're experiencing a high volume of calls/chat" all the time. If you're _always_ experiencing "high" volume, then maybe that's actually your normal volume of calls/chats.

No one: Microsoft: let's make Xbox controller so smooth they literally fall off of everything!

Random thought of the today: why hasn't there been an article about "the problem with sandwiches during COVID"? because honestly you touch every part of the bread and then put it your mouth. unless you eat it with the paper wrapper on, but i'm not about to start doing that.

I know I'll get yelled at for this but.... The value of unit tests are oversold. There's a reason why they pay people to be QA testers and not Unit testers.

The combination of good bread and good butter cannot and should not be underestimated by any means

This is 💯. (Not mine)

Anyone else think the notification icon from Gmail looks like the Mazda logo? #zoomzoom

You know what is REAL problem for these restaurants trying to survive this pandemic? Daylight savings time. 5pm and dark for happy hour is discouraging for me

Today I misread a co-workers note about data retention and the people we were talking to. I proceeded to ask: "Can data be vegan?" 🤦

Ok @Google. I understand the reason to rebrand all the icons. But here's the question... Since icons are already tiny, why would I want all of their colors to look VERY similar?

That Stein! 🔥

Dang. Khalil Herbert is a beast

Since Capitol one has a cafe. Chase bank needs to open the Chase lounge

I can't tell if working from a ferris wheel would be awesome or make me 🤮 but I want to try it

Hey @nikesupport I would like to know how to file a warranty claim. Looks like a defect in the middlesole