3 days left in paradise and I’m already wondering how soon I can book my next visit back… #wednesdaythought
@SandalsResorts
#ilovesandalsresorts
When someone tells me I look familiar,
I tell them, “I do porn.”
However, the last time I did this I forgot where I was…
At a convention…
My boss standing behind me.
Needless to say, I no longer work there.
It’s been so long I forgot how to use Twitter… Who is still here…help! How do I find the trending hashtags?
#ILoveHalloweenBecause I can get away with wearing lingerie and some form of animal ears.
Twitter… I missed you. Give me a shout or let me know you're here...
I missed all my Twitter friends 💋
As I look at my family gathered around the thanksgiving table...
#IAmThankfulFor being the black sheep.
Retweet if you voted!
If you didn't,
get your ass out and vote!
#ElectionDay
#Voted
#PostVotingStressRelief
Today is the one day parents encourage their kids to...
"Go on, take the candy from the nice stranger!"
Happy Halloween!






