ASHER.

“SMASHMOUTH” ASHER ANDREWS — THE MASTERPOST.

There she is.

Uh huh. I’ll see you on Easter with my well earned gold. Don’t worry.

Looking over my soon to be kingdom. Tomorrow can’t get here fast enough. Gonna make that little bitch realize he’s made the biggest mistake of his life. It’s time to war. @JAWBRKRWres

I warned you. You didn’t listen. See you real soon, bitch.

Twink this, twink that. Twink shut the FUCK UP.

Explain deez fucking nuts.

Nah. I just think it’s funny.

I’ll do you one better: Hell. Fuckin’. Nah.

Okay, Ridge.

I am whatever I want to be. Unfortunately, I gotta step on a few heads to prove a point. I’ll see you next week, Ryan.

It is what it is. My siblings love me either way. It’s how we are. They call me an insufferable dick face and I hurl out the insults.

She’s my sister. I’ll talk about her however I want. The fuck are you gonna do about it?

Avery just follows orders. She does what she’s told to do. Like the good kid she is. I bet you wanted to kick me in the mouth real bad watching that happen. That’s unfortunate. Nothing but air and opportunity, like you said.

I could have broken her arm. I was seconds from doing it. You should be lucky she begged me not to do it. But, that’s okay. I’ll have the opportunity to break yours. Real soon.

Anyway. Like I said, we won. We both won. Hope you enjoyed a look into your future, @RickyToTheTop. ‘Cause next time, it won’t be your little girlfriends arm I’m looking to break. It’ll be yours.

We’re an entire day away from witnessing greatness. AKA me and Ave’ are gonna kick some ass and not only win, but look good in the same process. Easy W.

It’s called having talent. Not being a badass. Not have I ever claimed to be one. I just know I’m better.

I never said I couldn’t lose. I’ve lost before, didn’t make excuses. Just got better. I just know this time will be different because I’m different.

Tough shit. Our dad is dead. Our mom ran away. Our adoptive mother is also dead. So, the chances of you getting a new brother is slim to fuckin’ none.

Idk what the organization is. I think I fucked up. STILL.