Men are just looking for the bare minimum…

Sep 10, 2026 · 1:57 AM UTC

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Doesn't pose in her underwear on the internet. That's a big one.
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No fucking tattoos.
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4. Isn’t built like a fridge
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Body count under 3, ideally 0
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No nose-ring and tattoos...
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4. Wants to have kids and doesn’t already have 2!!!
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Doesn’t hate her culture or race.
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4. Isn’t obese
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We’re tired of the arm and leg doodle tattoos too.
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Doesn't Post half naked Selfies either.
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No body count No disgusting piercings or gauges Must be all White
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Hasn’t got a dick 🤦‍♂️
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Sadly the minimum requirements keep shrinking as women get crazier
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Asking a woman to not have fucked at least ten different guys before is tantamount to asking them to stop breathing. We're in hell.
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Can I get no ridiculous tatts?
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Just don't be a whorе. I know, Western women, it's hard, but it's still possible.
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The bar is literally a tripping hazard at this point
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But maybe men should be expecting more from women. They have been shamelessly irresponsible for a generation and provide much less value to a relationship than they did in the 70's. A smart, moral man isn't willing to tolerate a lump of coal. Plenty of diamonds are out there.
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Good luck. Most White women have been with black guys and most are masculine enough to be men.
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No tattoos or body piercings besides ears.
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Insecure coward here folks
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Good luck with number 3. Every white woman has been with a black man.
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Basically screening for mental disorders.
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If my only options were the "bare minimum", I'd rather be single forever. Besides those listed I also want a woman to be: - a Christian - feminine - submissive - modest - not have tattoos or piercings - no tainted past There's more, but those are the core ones.
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what if i am the black guy?
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Men really are asking for the bare minimum. The Clancy trial is why a lot of guys stopped treating this as a joke. A mother strangled her three kids. Eleven jurors were ready to say she was not criminally responsible. That case got men thinking about a life partner in the most basic way: will she protect the children, or is there a chance she becomes the threat? The original three plus what everyone added: 1. Doesn’t want to be a man 2. Doesn’t want to kill your babies 3. Hasn’t been with a Black guy 4. No tattoos 5. No heavy/obscene tattoos 6. No nose ring 7. No face piercings 8. No crazy hair 9. Not fat 10. Not built like a fridge 11. Not ugly 12. No social media addiction 13. Cooks and cleans 14. Hasn’t been with a long list of men 15. No abortions 16. No STDs 17. Feminine That’s not a fantasy wife. That’s “is she stable enough to have a family with.” After Clancy, item 2 is not edgy. It’s the whole point.
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Not throwing up the devil horns would be great too.
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Doesn't dye their hair blue, Doesn't get a bull ring, Doesn't tattoo their face...
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That last one's pretty easy.
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That eliminates a large portion of them
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How these Beta white men think. 😂😂😂 The future for y’all white women is black .
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1,2 is obvious and 3 not many white women would ever go their and I can’t blame them. You also need 4 as well for nose rings and shit tattoos lmfao because I’m staying well clear as those are the guys banging black dudes . Black men want what comes from the white man’s balls🤣.
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Luckily if you see a pic of her sticking her tongue out then you know she’s at least 2 of 3.
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3 wonderful qualities.
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