To any of my Bro’s ladies: We might be cool, but I’m friends with my Homie; not You! So, wherever tf he said we were at, that’s where tf we were!!! Don’t question loyalty 💯
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Nia Long, Regina Hall, and Sanaa Lathan—all over 50—go viral after linking up with immaculate face cards! 👑😍 ✨
The Bowie State University Homecoming Parade woke me up this morning. And I knew is was BSU because they were playing offbeat than a mug!!!😂🤣😂
Bad News: I had to pull my favorite winter coat out this morning🥶
Good News: I found a folded $20 bill in the pocket😀
“Badder” News: I probably owe somebody reading this $20🤦🏽♂️
I just realized: When I was 17, Pizza Hut had me mop the floor for my Interview…and ain’t eem hire me🤦🏽♂️
Some of y’all “eyelashes” be longer than the hair that actually grows from your scalp. That bothers me😤
Oh silly girl, hush up all that damn crying…your baby daddy gon’ bring your car back in the morning.
Whenever I log into Social Media after a while and see an old flame that’s found the Lord (quoting Scripture etc.), it kinda touches my Soul🙏🏽. I can’t seem to stop thinking, “She’s also the one who used to nastily touch my…😈”.
Some of these Breakfast spots just be doing too much now. I’m like, “Sir! Why tf is there parsley on my Waffles?!?”🤦🏽♂️
You know why you can’t say the word! #Viral #YouTube #Shorts#ViralShorts... youtube.com/shorts/1LFDwKVKT…
It’s already difficult enough to have a rational conversation with some folks from NYC, but for the next Year (or more) they’re gonna be completely insufferable. Congrats though…Respectfully!
