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when i was 17 a police officer breathalysed me after stopping me to say a bulb was out on my headlights, he said it was because I was overly nervous and sweating profusely, he asked if I had had anything to drink and I was so nervous I told him that I had a dr pepper ealier
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Nolan nolan@sprwts17h
Kirby:
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you’re fucked up if you think we forgot you did those jean ads talking about how good your genetics are
Tim Sweeney
@TimSweeneyEpicOct 12
We have a huge pivot underway here at Epic, moving developers around to retool for maximum AI acceleration. The aim isn't to do the same stuff with fewer people, but to enable everyone here to build MORE and BETTER stuff, and to bring the benefits to all teams using Unreal.
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que les pasa por cabeza a los manifestantes en paris ??? no saben que atacar la embajada de otros países es como si atacaran su territorio, ahora los gringos los van a bombardear
Alerta News 24
@AlertaNews2423h
🇫🇷 | URGENTE: Manifestantes incendian el McDonald’s ubicado en la Grand’Place de Lille.
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olivia 🐑@livlhg23h
all timer screenshot #snluk
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Hasta en sus fantasias todas controladas, las únicas aplicaciones del Roadster son causar inconvenientes a todos los presentes.
Duff
@DuffOnChainOct 17
🚨 ¿ESTAMOS A PUNTO DE VIVIR LA DÉCADA MAS INCREÍBLE DE LA HISTORIA? el Tesla Roadster podría ser solo el primer paso hacia algo mucho mas grande imagina autos completamente voladores coches acuáticos y tecnologías que hoy parecen imposibles hace apenas unos años muchas de las cosas que usamos hoy parecían ciencia ficción ahora imagina lo que podremos hacer dentro de 10 años hasta donde puede llegar la humanidad?
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Oregon cheerleader narrowly avoids rogue whale that popped out of the Autzen Stadium turf #huskers #goducks
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my god he did it. that quick brown bastard actually went and did it…
WorldView@DellypetsPostOct 16
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No pussy that would buy a car from tesla would ever even think about disobeying the police
ΛRMIN
@Arminn_AiOct 16
Nah this is crazy💀 Police chases are about to get a lot harder
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Fucking visiting idiots are expecting this
Skint Eastwood
@Skint_Eastwood1Oct 16
😳 First visitor into Yorkshire Wildlife Park after it reopened is left SHOCKED seeing the exact spot where William Chapman jumped into the tiger’s enclosure. Altai the tiger is also spotted for the first time since last weekend’s tragedy. 🐅
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Adrian@blagojevism18h
Chicago is great but its problems are obvious: it was built over soggy marshland and, to this day, ancient amphibians, pale salamanders the size of train cars and toads the size of houses, slumber in the soft mud beneath the water table. One day, those monsters will wake up.
Ilya Sukhar
@ilyasuOct 17
Chicago is an excellent city. Why isn't this more well known?
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Famously no debate about who was allowed to use which restroom in 1965. Or water fountain. Or lunch counter.
weather@dsxf234161Oct 16
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thank god for this mid tier filler arc cause otherwise how else would we've gotten the lovingly animated Injection Fairy Lily syringe throb
Otaking 🇵🇸@TheOtakingOct 6
Yu-Gi-Oh! Duel Monsters - Studio Gallop - 2000/2004
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Schaffrillas@SchaffrillasOct 16
Honestly noticed some parallels to Digger in the second half of You Can See Everything
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🐍@andyburzum19h
The most powerful aspect of the Eurobottle is that it makes you look like a stupid pig-man if you try and performatively use it wrong. It reveals your true self in this way. The pinnacle of EU ingenuity
Snicklink
@snicklinkOct 16
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very sorry for everyone who‘s about to stream digger and miss out on having their ears assaulted by everyone tripping over that shovel
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the "bundle All 3" being more expensive than each individually really is the cherry on top man
Esme🐾 (comms open 2/4)@BreaK0102Oct 15
I DO COMMISSIONS NOW PRICES 👇👇👇👇👇👇
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A good boy needs to learn how to serve.
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