𝐏𝐈𝐍𝐄𝐀𝐏𝐏𝐋𝐄!

It's his day off, so naturally he's around the house with nothing but an oversized t-shirt. Scrolling through his phone for any skank who might come over just to entertain him... 💕

Got a bad case of morning wood..... Who's gonna help me by 𝐒𝐐𝐔𝐀𝐓𝐒𝐔𝐂𝐊𝐈𝐍𝐆 𝐈𝐓 𝐃𝐑𝐘? 😋

Pine's been in the breakroom, 𝐌𝐈𝐋𝐊𝐈𝐍𝐆 𝐇𝐈𝐌𝐒𝐄𝐋𝐅 𝐃𝐑𝐘 for several hours.. 🤤 Which of you 𝐍𝐄𝐄𝐃𝐘 𝐒𝐋𝐔𝐓𝐒 are gonna give him a show like the good w*man you are? 💋

Oh, don't worry about Pineapple. He just has a day off. So what if he's 𝐁𝐄𝐀𝐓𝐈𝐍𝐆 𝐇𝐈𝐒 𝐃𝐈𝐂𝐊 to every 𝐖𝐎𝐁𝐁𝐋𝐄𝐁𝐀𝐈𝐓 𝐒𝐋𝐔𝐓 on his feed? Making your body into his 𝐆𝐎𝐎𝐍𝐅𝐔𝐄𝐋 is what he deserves. 🥱

YOUR girlfriend? Must be a mistake... This is very clearly Pineapple's 𝐏𝐄𝐑𝐒𝐎𝐍𝐀𝐋 𝐒𝐄𝐗𝐓𝐎𝐘 😋 Don't worry... You can have her back after she's broken, I guess. 🙄

Every time there's some kind of feminist rally, your girlfriend loves to stop and order a pizza... Don't mind it taking her HOURS to leave the store. Pineapple will take great care of her. 💕

How'd he get your girlfriends number? Uh, it was on the receipt, duh. 🙄 Are you gonna keep asking stupid questions or can he go back to sending that 𝐖𝐎𝐁𝐁𝐋𝐄𝐇𝐎𝐄 vids of what a real dick looks like? 😋

Pineapple loves taking breaks with some of the customers in his shop! Dragging them into the breakroom while they beg him to 𝐁𝐑𝐄𝐄𝐃 𝐓𝐇𝐄𝐌 𝐎𝐕𝐄𝐑 𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐓𝐀𝐁𝐋𝐄 is great! 😋