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Alien pillow person piloting a hyper advanced human flesh suit. Mustache haver. Husband, handyman, humble maker of stuff. Probably the biggest pothead you know.

1,000 miles from nowhere, man!
Joined January 2019
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First look at Jiminy Cricket in the ‘PINOCCHIO’ horror movie, set in the Poohniverse. The character is voiced by Robert Englund
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I'll happily get arrested for removing and destroying these.
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"Sun Fart" would be a fitting end...
Magnetic storms are expected on Earth due to a coronal hole on the Sun Scientists predict that on September 13 and 14, 2025, the geomagnetic situation on Earth will change significantly. Magnetic storms of the G2-G3 level (the second and third of five possible) are expected. The cause will be a large coronal hole that has formed on the Sun and has come out to the center of its disk. Streams of high-speed solar wind emanating from this area are directed directly to the Earth and will reach its magnetosphere in the coming days.
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The British establishment have all ready covered this new Banksy up. Can we get it Retweeted 10,000 times to show that they can never cover up their complicity in war crimes?? Protect the right to protest! RT!
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That's what was great about him you clay-faced troglodyte
Paula Deen slams Anthony Bourdain 7 years after his suicide: ‘He didn’t like anybody, not even himself’ trib.al/HLlk9LV
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This is what it felt like the first time I got high..
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If you're fishing with more poles than you have hands, you're an idiot and deserve any bad thing that happens to you 😆
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Bagpipes enter the chat...
Drums are the hardest instrument to learn because when you start out, not only do you suck, but you suck and it’s extremely loud
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Lol. Lmao, even.
BREAKING: Russia announces cancer vaccine is ready for use, free for all patients.
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The vaccine is not ready for use. It hasn’t even gone through human trials yet m.economictimes.com/news/internati…
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It can not be understated how stupid THEY think WE are.
🚨#BREAKING: Watch as Speaker Johnson revealed that President Donald Trump was an FBI informant in an effort to take Epstein down
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Arkansas farmers praying for help because Trump is killing their farms….can’t make this up 🤣
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CGI could never..
Let's take a moment to appreciate Split Face
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No, I will not help you launder money.
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You ding-dongs forgot to SHUT THE WATER OFF FIRST. Enjoy your panic-flood 🤣🤣🤣
Repairing a dripping tap 🚰 📽️MMplumber
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So are we pulling the fish up, or is it pulling us down?!
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