Critical Care doctor. Requires coffee to function.

UK
Joined August 2018
The Green Party has complained about this cartoon of Zack Polanski by the The Times. They’re deeply unhappy with it. Whatever you do, do not repost!
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Josh Allen has the ball and four minutes to define both this season and his career.
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This is so needed, especially for this app😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
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Watching the US right now is like watching a toddler taking a shit in a swimming pool. It sure is funny but it’s gonna spoil everyone else’s swim too.
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My father is 89. Born in 1936. Whip smart. Was in the Korean War. Stationed in Okinawa. He’s been around. Seen some shit. Stopped by for a couple happy hour beers today, and asked him about the ICE killing. He said 2 words… 2 words only… Gestapo shit.
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Statement from the Premier of Greenland 🇬🇱 6:55pm local time: “🇬🇱 We have been a close and loyal friend of the United States for generations. We have stood shoulder to shoulder in difficult times. We have taken responsibility for security in the North Atlantic — and not least for North America. That is what true friends do. Precisely for that reason, the current and repeated rhetoric coming from the United States is entirely unacceptable. When the President of the United States speaks of “needing Greenland” and links us to Venezuela and military intervention, it is not only wrong. It is disrespectful. Our country is not an object in great-power rhetoric. We are a people. A country. A democracy. That must be respected — especially by close and loyal friends. We are part of NATO, and we are fully aware of our country’s strategic location. We also understand that our security depends on good friends and strong alliances. In that context, a respectful and loyal relationship with the United States is very important. That has been the case for decades. But alliances are built on trust. And trust requires respect. Threats, pressure, and talk of annexation have no place between friends. That is not how one speaks to a people who have repeatedly demonstrated responsibility, stability, and loyalty. Enough is enough. No more pressure. No more insinuations. No more fantasies of annexation. We are open to dialogue. We are open to conversations. But they must take place through the proper channels and in full respect of international law. And the proper channels are not random and disrespectful posts on social media. Greenland is our home and our territory. And it will remain so. 🇬🇱”
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Statement from the Prime Minister of Denmark 🇩🇰: “I must say this very clearly to the United States: It makes absolutely no sense to speak of any necessity for the United States to take over Greenland. The United States has no legal basis to annex one of the three countries of the Kingdom of Denmark. The Kingdom of Denmark — and thus Greenland — is a member of NATO and is therefore covered by the Alliance’s collective security guarantee. We already have a defence agreement between the Kingdom of Denmark and the United States that grants the U.S. broad access to Greenland. In addition, the Kingdom has made significant investments in security in the Arctic. I therefore strongly urge the United States to cease its threats against a historically close ally, and against another country and another people who have stated very clearly that they are not for sale.” Mette Frederiksen Prime Minister of Denmark
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Thought for the day
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Who else was devastated by this as a child? #snowman
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The narrative that Jake Paul "went six rounds" with Anthony Joshua is nonsense. He ran for six rounds, went for multiple takedowns & tried to be cool by sticking his tongue out for a social post before getting KO'd. He's due respect for sharing the ring with AJ, but that performance isn't praiseworthy. #JakeJoshua
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"Which side are you on?" The England fan who emailed the FA hierarchy protesting about World Cup ticket prices, and got plenty of coverage in the media and support from other fans, has challenged the FA again. He’s a long-standing England Supporters Travel Club member and his email reflects views of many angry England fans. It reads.... “Nearly 48hrs on from my email, and nearly 5 days on from the fan-mocking pricing being released, we are yet to hear from you. During that period of continued silence, the outrage remains high and very public. You will have received emails along the same lines from other fans, communicating anger which we are ensuring is recognised by the media. “Your silence, and the longer it continues, can only be increasingly regarded as a dismissal of fans’ concerns, threatening to not only create a permanent rupture between the fans and the organisation charged with protecting the game here in England, but also risking toxicity seeping into the relationship between fans and the England squad itself. “Perhaps we are all going to be amazed later this week when Debbie (Hewitt), in her capacity as FIFA VP, delivers a stunning ultimatum to FIFA that meets the moment and damage caused by FIFA’s pricing? We do not hold our breath. “What has become clear is that the roles of FA Chairperson and FIFA VP, being held by the same person, are no longer compatible with each other. Whilst you might argue that it is better to have a foot inside the FIFA leadership tent, as it were, this is outweighed by being complicit in FIFA’s full-on financial assault against fans, demonstrated by continued silence. “It’s time to make a stand. As I said in my previous email, fans fuel the game in many ways. Teams would cease to exist without the outlay on tickets, merchandise and subscriptions. However, those who take that dedication for granted do so at their peril - it is not dedication without limits. “Ahead of awaiting, perhaps pointlessly, a response to this latest email, I ask you one final question: Which side are you on?” @NoContextESTCFB #ENG
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Massive congratulations to @LandoNorris on his first Drivers’ Championship! He’s an incredible driver and he has proven that you can achieve your highest goals staying true to yourself! Congrats my muppet friend! Well deserved!
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Fucking Joe Brady loves a shitty screen play on a third and long. 🤦🏻‍♂️
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I can literally predict every @BuffaloBills offensive play call before they make it. Joe Brady and this offence are SO predictable and unimaginative. Defensive Coordinators must be so grateful that Josh Allen is hamstrung by such ineptitude by the coaching staff.
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Lando Norris, you are a WORLD CHAMPION! 🧡🥹 #McLaren | #ThisTeam
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Congrats mate, you’ve driven insane this year!!! Came a long way since these days, enjoy the moment 🏆
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💯 with you here
Mass immigration has ruined our road system. How? Three reasons. Number one. Millions more people, millions more cars - all on roads that have barely changed in decades. The network just isn't designed for this amount of traffic, and it shows. We've all seen it, and it's getting worse and worse as the population rises. Driving in Britain a few decades ago was a joy. Now? Unless you leave at 4am, you will be gridlocked. Every time. Drive into London? Good luck. I remember driving in our capital city years ago. Sheer bliss compared to Khan's warzone now. This is all not complicated to understand. Number two? Importing foreigner drivers who don't take tests, and don't know, or care, about how our roads function. We've all seen it, and we all know it's true. British drivers, on the whole, are careful and considerate. Certainly compared to many other countries from which we are importing millions. What happens when we import their lazy driving attitude? It shows on the road, obviously. Again, not complicated The third reason? A worsening national network of crime that is enabling foreigners to take driving tests for other foreigners, and our inept authorities are too scared to challenge someone's identity for fear of being called racist. I've had a whistleblower come forward on this, and I've extracted stats from Government that prove this is an enormous issue. It is a rapidly growing problem. I'll get accused of constantly blaming immigration for all of our problems. YES. Yes I sodding will, why? Because mass immigration is to blame for the vast majority of our problems. It has certainly ruined our road system.
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James Bond really put Goodnight in a wardrobe then had sex with another woman in the bedroom…. Then Goodnight just cracks on with the mission. Smh 🤷🏻‍♂️
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