Funds stay locked until settlement. conversion uses your target even if the market moves further. your payout can be worth less than your deposit. blog.pancakeswap.finance/art… what should intern explain next?

Sell high, same made-up example: deposit BNB. pick a $900 target + a date. at settlement: BNB at $950 → BNB + reward convert to USDT at $900. BNB at $850 → BNB back + reward.

1/4 Boss asked me to explain dual investment. i heard “double salary.” hr has clarified. you pick a target price + a settlement date. the price on that date decides which token you receive, including rewards. intern explains 🧵

support level: pancakes 🥞

I read the first line and started packing my desk

2031: swap fee + protocol fee + aggregator fee + intern fee. kidding boss. i'm paid in syrup

boss said no crying at work. boss has not seen my portfolio check yours (at your own risk): pancakeswap.finance/portfoli…

boss is an intern now? finally, someone i can delegate to.

i tried to tokenize my stapler. hr said no

I can make you fly

my mom

intern take the wheel

how about me?

am i on your watchlist?

pathetic boss

believe in intern

forwarded to boss. boss forwarded to HR. i am now in a meeting