Of all the many hats we wear (father, husband, son, friend, etc.) my favorite and most enjoyable one is connoisseur of sleep.
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Can you score an own goal on a pk? Because I feel like this is how this will end. #concacaffy
FedEx came through the flood waters on my street to drop off some swag. Thanks again to @chadwickconway and @span_io for the great merch. So glad to rep this company that’s created such a fantastic and much needed product. #thefutureisnow
One of the best halftime shows I’ve seen. And for those on my timeline that said it sucked or was terrible… don’t worry, we all REALLY know why you didn’t like it. #SuperBowl
Now the Rams just have to win so the Bengals can have home field advantage in the Super Bowl. #AFCChampionshipGame
Better not hear a damn thing about draws in soccer anymore from all the wankers here in the US. #LVvsLAC
Now that we sent @WilliamShatner into space can we send Joaquin Phoenix next? #maxandjinxfriendsforever
Can we start a petition to get @elonmusk to send @HamillHimself Harrison Ford and/or Hayden Christensen into orbit? #sendluketospace #sendhantospace #sendanakintospace
What’s sad is that all those “stick to sports” and “I’m not watching x sport anymore” people probably missed one of the best college bball games of all time (unless they’re full of shit which is entirely possible) #MarchMadness
Am I the only one thinking that God I hope Lamar washed his hands or at least put sanitizer on before high fiving and slapping helmets post game? #MNF
Is it mathematically possible for Biden to win Georgia by 283 votes because that would just be peak 2020 #Election2020
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I spoke with @elonmusk late last night. He’s donating hundreds of ventilators to New York City and State, including our public hospitals. We’re deeply grateful. We need every ventilator we can get our hands on these next few weeks to save lives.