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PurpleBlood87 retweeted
This is what AI was invented for Mormons vs Catholics:
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PurpleBlood87 retweeted
Troy Aikman says he came home to two female fans swimming in his pool and called the cops, but Michael Irvin said the cops would’ve been his last call “I came home. I was single. I was living by myself at my house, and I came home and I had two fans, two female fans, that were swimming in my pool in my backyard...” “I called the police and just said, ‘Hey, I’ve got some intruders and somebody could come take care of this.’” “[Michael] Irvin laughs. He said the police would have been the last people he was calling, which is a pretty good indication of Michael and I being a little different.”
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Biw nan tèt Kaly🤣🤭😍🥰💥💯
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Took my dog Brick with me to a friend's house. He played with their dogs while I watched @TCUFootball beat @BUFootball. On the drive home Brick climbed into a paper @Nike shopping bag, that I had stuffed two blankets in to take to my mother, and got comfy.
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May 5, 1945. Hitler has been dead for five days. The war in Europe is almost over. In a castle in the Austrian Alps, American soldiers, German soldiers, and a group of elderly French prisoners grab rifles and get ready to fight the SS. Together. The castle was called Schloss Itter. The Nazis had turned it into a prison for very important people. Not ordinary prisoners. Trophies. Inside were two former prime ministers of France, Paul Reynaud and Édouard Daladier. Two of France's top generals, Maxime Weygand and Maurice Gamelin. A famous tennis champion, Jean Borotra. And the older sister of Charles de Gaulle. As the Reich collapsed in early May, the SS guards panicked and ran. The prisoners suddenly found themselves in charge of a castle, with weapons left behind, and a serious problem. Waffen-SS units were still roaming the area. Fanatics who would gladly kill them all. They needed help. Fast. One of the castle's prisoners, a Yugoslav handyman, slipped out on a bicycle to find the Americans. Separately, a German army officer named Major Josef Gangl also went looking for them. Gangl was a Wehrmacht officer who had turned against the Nazis and was secretly working with the Austrian resistance. He wanted to protect the prisoners too. He found an American tank commander named Captain Jack Lee. Lee was 27, tough, cigar chewing, and willing to do something insane. With a single Sherman tank and a handful of American soldiers, he drove up into the mountains alongside Gangl and a few of his German troops. They reached the castle on May 4. The French prisoners were not exactly thrilled to see a tiny rescue force. They had expected an army. Instead they got a few Americans, a few Germans, and one tank. The next morning, the SS attacked. Somewhere between 100 and 150 Waffen-SS troops hit the castle with machine guns, mortars, and anti-tank weapons. The defenders fought back from the walls and windows. Americans and Germans side by side. The French prisoners refused to hide. Some of them, including Reynaud, picked up weapons and joined in. The Sherman tank was knocked out. The defenders were running out of ammunition. It looked like the castle would fall. Then Jean Borotra, the tennis star, volunteered to make a run for it. He jumped the wall, slipped past the SS, and sprinted through the countryside to find American reinforcements. He found them. And he insisted on coming back with them to finish the fight. During the battle, Major Gangl saw Paul Reynaud exposed to gunfire and moved to pull him to safety. A sniper shot Gangl dead. He had survived the whole war as a German soldier, only to die defending French prisoners from the SS in its final days. That afternoon, the American relief force arrived and broke the attack. The SS were scattered and captured. The prisoners were saved. Jack Lee received the Distinguished Service Cross. In Austria, Josef Gangl is remembered as a hero, and a street is named after him. It is believed to be the only battle of the war where American and German soldiers fought together on the same side.
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This still would have felt good but it wouldn’t feel as good as it did if we were at 24 and we were already a playoff lock
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Name any TCU athlete and I’ll let you know if you get the pass or not
Name any OSU athlete and I’ll let you know if you get the pass or not.
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PurpleBlood87 retweeted
Not mass-produced. Every model is built to order in Stuttgart.

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PurpleBlood87 retweeted
When the Navy gives Jon Gruden a job to do, he takes it seriously!
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PurpleBlood87 retweeted
HILARIOUS: Mike Evans says he had NO IDEA he was trash-talking Trevon Diggs until he looked at his jersey. “I was like, ‘Who are you?’ Then I looked and made sure… ‘Oh, it’s f*cking Diggs.’” EVANS IS ABSOLUTELY HILARIOUS. 💀💀💀
🚨🚨LEGENDARY🚨🚨 #49ERS STAR WR MIKE EVANS HIT #SEAHAWKS CB TREVON DIGGS WITH THE “WHO ARE YOU?…” BEFORE LITERALLY TURNING HIM AROUND TO READ THE NAME ON THE BACK OF HIS JERSEY. DIABOLICAL 💀💀💀
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PurpleBlood87 retweeted
Trevon Diggs was talking trash to Mike Evans so he grabbed him to look at the back of his jersey to see who he was lmaoo I’M CRYING 😂😂😂
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Tell Dave Pasch Tarleton is pronounced Tarl-ton. The "E" is silent. @JasonKelce
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Tarleton is pronounced Tarl-ton. The "E" is silent. @DavePasch
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PurpleBlood87 retweeted
i’ve never seen a comment section like this in my life 😭
JUST IN: 🇮🇳 India formally bids to host the 2036 Olympics.
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PurpleBlood87 retweeted
On December 28, 1944, the USS John Burke was struck by a Japanese kamikaze near Mindoro in the Philippines. The impact ignited the ammunition ship’s massive cargo of explosives, triggering a catastrophic blast that destroyed the vessel almost instantly. The explosion could reportedly be seen more than 35 miles away, and all 100 men aboard were killed. The devastating moment was captured on film and remains one of the most powerful non-nuclear explosions ever recorded.
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The ship was the SS John Burke, a merchant Liberty ship (not a US Navy USS vessel) with 68 crew killed (not 100) while carrying ammunition en route to Mindoro in the Mindanao Sea. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/SS_John_B… migflug.com/afterburner/ss… vesselhistory.marad.dot.gov/ShipHistory/De…
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Please give us one Manning Cast with Cooper as the only guest. @OmahaProd
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Need a whole Manning Cast with Cooper as the only guest. @ESPNManningCast
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