\begin{bio} MIT '24 & UBC '25 & MIT '30 \\ she/her \\ harmonic analysis \\ \mathbb{Q}ueer \\ optimistically an optimist? \end{bio}

Cambridge, MA
Joined June 2020
Paige Bright retweeted
No one: "why are these called linear differential equations" I'm glad you asked:
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unironically believe that before all this stuff, this is still pretty much the only reason to do a PhD in math at least. this is the only reason that is canon event mental breakdown every other month proof
This is both a sufficient and necessary answer. Great post!
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It's an April Fools joke but a true one. Everything on those billboards was actually proposed in 1947. It's only a joke now because of how unbelievable it is that we'd actually do it. Let's go deep on how we broke America's first subway and how to fix it.
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Paige Bright retweeted
wait. april???
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Paige Bright retweeted
Replying to @rieszspieces
me when i bring my "the reals are the completion of the rationals" gun to the "is 0.999... equal to 1" knife fight
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Replying to @MichelleWhitzel
yea, you could say i seem stressed
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Paige Bright retweeted
It's Gorgug. Keep going.
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Paige Bright retweeted
🦇 Eddy 🎃@csquaredEddy13 Apr 2025
wtf yeah this christmas is gonna be 25/25/25
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just accidentally referred to my subscription to dropout as a "prescription" and didn't bother to correct myself because yeah. in a way it is a prescription. a prescription to happiness.
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need starstruck odyssey 2 so everyone can get wise to the fact that it’s the best d20 season & it finally gets the merch run it deserves
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Today, 3/14, is a very special day to mathematicians because 3 + 1 = 4.
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🫵YOU deserve to be able to easily switch between playing Astro Bot and watching the Cis-Her Gal-a-them episode of Adventuring Party with ease
Hey @AskPlayStation - can we make a Dropout app for your platform? 🙏
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Paige Bright retweeted
It's Gorgug. Keep going.
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I asked a student today which of these fractions was not equal to 1/2. He said, "It has to be one of those with a 3 on top--they can't both be 1/2" I'd never heard that before.
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Paige Bright retweeted
Replying to @Homernoway
And I'm not catering my content so you follow me, so shut the fuck up.
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COUNTDOWN. Still can’t believe this happened, but you will now be able to watch me attempting to do maths live on television for the next 3 weeks, starting Monday at 2:10pm @Channel4. So excited to be joining the @C4Countdown family - long live daytime television!!
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actually i think the elephant really ties the room together
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