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She’s so genuine. No false pretenses with this girl. And funny as hell, too. 😆

Joined February 2020
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I hate to call other people chronically online but “The American Dad yumeshipper started self shipping with Chris Hansen so hard they and captioned a post with a quote from an actual pedophile” isn’t a real sentence
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Chris Hansen: it says here you wanted to, (series of unintelligible clicking noises) two children? Is that right? Disclosure day alien (sobbing): im so fucking sorry man. I’m so fucking sorry.
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“puppy want a treat ?” puppy wants a fucking cigarette and a beer
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voce tem 20 anos. ainda é jovem, ainda tem tempo. só será tarde demais quando voce for velho como eu. só será tarde demais quando você tiver 23...
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okay but it famously happened lol
I think part of the reason that primetime didnt hit fully for me is that genuinely seeing a completely emotionless chris hansen barely react to a guy killing himself in broad daylight just standing around in some texas suburb is way scarier than any dark vhs demon montage
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queria alugar uma casa pro policulo amelia lulara laura palmer eu sinto que seria um roteiro interessante
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new york city never looked So Blue
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nao consigo parar de pensar Nisso
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o dia que eu conheci a ana eu perguntei pq ela nunca performa a musica da kelly key “o seu problema é de ana, analista” e ela falou que é porque ana não é problema é soluçao
lembrando de uma sessão que eu tive que foi inteira sobre a ana e meu analista que tbm é gay de fórum entendendo as referências isso é psicANÁlise
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a namorada do meu amigo acabou de falar que perdeu todo o tesao nele depois que viu ele gritando em call jogando com os amigos
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principes do povo!
Vigilante and Judomaster are set to appear in THE PEOPLE V. GORILLA GRODD! (via @ApocHorseman)
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vontade de vomitar pensando como ele ama ela…. loucura
Will Karen ever find out that Frank hallucinates her? Or that she’s saved him even when she wasn’t there?
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the people YEARN for dansen #3to4weeks
how it feels to have a crush
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BECAUSE WHAT DO YOU MEAN HE WAS ALSO ON WHOSE LINE IS IT ANYWAYS?
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nao mim aguento com a empinadinha
it’s been six years from this. happy november 5th for those who celebrate
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os topicos no trabalho sao assim @BertimJu @biashimanoe
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colin jost announced rentals😭😭😭😭
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