I study baseball to ruin my daily life. Creator of the PARSlist formula. Owner of Snood's highest score. Missing my girls 💔
Hackettstown, NJ
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30 Team head to head categories
Start Up - Drafting this offseason.
I’m co-commissioner 😁 hit me up if you have questions.
More info:
docs.google.com/document/d/1…
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My 7-year-old son can’t watch sports with me anymore. Not because of the games, but because of the commercials.
The horror movie trailers are the worst. The terrifying imagery can send him into a spiral of anxiety that lasts well beyond the 30-second ad. These are images his young mind simply isn’t ready to process.
We talk a lot about mental health in this country, especially in sports. Yet between the relentless gambling ads, alcohol promotions and genuinely disturbing horror trailers, I’ve reached a point where watching an MLB or NFL game with my kids requires me to monitor every commercial break.
I love sports. I work in sports. Some of my favorite childhood memories were made watching games with my family. I want that for my sons.
I wish we could exercise better judgment about what we’re putting in front of families during sporting events.
Sports should bring generations together. Instead, I’m increasingly forced to treat game day like an adults-only event.
Something feels very wrong about that.
I want a Rays vs Brewers World Series
✅ Similar styles of play
✅ Caminero vs Chourio
✅ Neither has a title
✅ Misiorowski vs anti-K Rays
🔥🔥🔥🔥
#RaysUp
#Thisismycrew
Today’s mail day includes some customs from @timbriggshere. The 3D Bo Jackson is incredible, pictures do not do it justice. A few Rickey customs, a Skybox Griffey Jr, and he even threw in a couple freebies. Highly recommended!!!
I was never a huge JV guy but Verlander is now an all-time favorite. His little girl is his world, and he’s hers. Just beautiful.
The way he picks her up at the end and how she wraps herself around her dad 🥹 I’m not crying, you’re crying. No wait, nvm, that’s me. Man, I miss my girls. Going to see them in two weeks!! 🥳
Why Grok is the WORST. Dude has 3 arms. Rest of team are either upper torsos only or somehow frozen into the ice. Second picture has the cup balancing on his head. Grok might actually be the best nvm
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The Viraconda has struck again.
h/t @PARSlist for the nickname, the kid has earned it
Carlos Virahonda homered in his second straight playoff game while also catching a shutout 🌟
It's been a breakout 2026 for the #Dbacks' No. 5 prospect, who was the first backstop to lead the system in RBIs in at least 3 decades: atmlb.com/4y3S0BU
ALT Carlos Virahonda wears a black catcher's mask and chest protector with a white uniform underneath.
Give me Palencia or give me Palencia!
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Here’s Doug Eddings busting his ass
Umpire Doug Eddings went on a power trip during the bottom of the 6th in the Cardinals Rockies game.
First, he demanded that pitcher Hancel Rincon (in his MLB debut) straighten his hat since no one will wear a hat like that on "his field".
When manager Oli Marmol went to talk to Eddings about the hat incident during a pitching change, Eddings gave the Cardinals a pitch clock violation and ejected Marmol.
A couple batters later, with the Cardinals out of challenges, Eddings made a terrible call on a play at the plate to gift the Rockies the lead.
I definitely second that opinion ✅
I think if you collect cards or just love ⚾️ prospects, @2thebigs is a great follow. Putting out some really good stuff on here, IG, and YT!