😂 Two military officers show up to deliver heartbreaking news about his online girlfriend… only to discover “Cheryl” wasn’t exactly who she claimed to be. 💀 Then they start reading the letters and ALL the lies come out. 🤣

😂 Kountry Wayne thinks he could beat a UFC fighter with just a couple weeks of training. 💀 Why doesn’t he prove it? “I got a job!” 🤣 And whatever you do… don’t tell the fighters.

😂 How long are you actually supposed to keep a nice card before throwing it away? 💀 He tried tossing it immediately… and instantly realized the energy in the room had changed. 🤣

😂 He doesn’t drink coffee, but thought he finally learned how to order one: “100% iced coffee.” 💀 He said it so confidently the Starbucks employee had to break out multiple cups just to figure out what he meant. 🤣☕

😂 Ryan Long saw an all-girls moving company and had one question: Has any guy EVER watched his girl help move and thought, “You’re killing it… you should start a company”? 💀🤣

😂 A time traveler proudly announces he went back and stopped a horrible dictator… only to find out the guy who replaced him was WAY worse. 💀 “Oh shit…” 🤣

😂 Her dryer broke, so she hung all her bras from the ceiling fan… then realized she accidentally created the greatest laundry system ever. 💀🤣 “Ceiling fan saved me!”

😂 His brother has Chipotle down to a SCIENCE. 💀 Half black beans, half brown beans because “they’re not trained for that” and accidentally give you more. 🤣🌯

😂 Pam: “Based on stereotypes I don’t agree with, you may not be a very good driver.” Dwight: “Oh man… am I a woman?” 💀🤣 The Office never missed.

😂 When you use ChatGPT for EVERYTHING. 💀 These two can't even have a basic conversation without asking AI what to say next… and somehow it keeps getting more ridiculous. 🤣

😂 Mark Normand has some questions about cultural appropriation… mainly, where exactly are we supposed to draw the line? 💀🤣