@OzoFriendly

laughing a little, and dealing with it

 Canberra
Joined December 2010
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Occam's Conspiracy Theory 1/ the most obvious reason for trump appearing to be a cretin is that he is, in fact, a cretin 2/ the most obvious reason for a cretin being elected president is that very rich & clever people put him there
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you're gonna have to face it, trump's a dick

ALT you're gonna have to face it, trump's a dick

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the irony is heartbreaking
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♥️💔 youtu.be/ki1nvcNbYH8?si=azjU…
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9/ the most obvious global catastrophes the rich & clever people anticipate are an environmental or nuclear apocalypse or wholesale socioeconomic collapse
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10/ the most obvious refuge from these catastrophes would be vast, secret, tax-payer funded, luxury bunkers, built under an unauditable DoD project the only question all Americans on both sides of the aisle should be asking is, "where the fuck is our money?"
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the most obvious reason for a cretin being elected president is that very rich & clever people put him there
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the most obvious reason for a cretinous president to impose massive tariffs on most foreign imports and lie about who pays them, is because he was told to by the very rich & clever people
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the problem, i've found, with living alone as a single man, is that every kitchen sink starts to look like a urinal THIS IS A METAPHOR!
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if there were some way to quantify the absurdity of trump's successive truth social posts, we might be able to predict the impending day that his mind gives up altogether
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just btw, Obama is unlikely to feel the least bit threatened by Trump's obvious attempt to suppress his influence abroad. g.co/gemini/share/04864402de…
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might cancel my Amazon Prime sub after this apnews.com/article/amazon-ta…

Amazon is not planning to break out tariff costs online as White House attacks potential move

Amazon is not planning to display added tariff costs next to product prices on its site — despite a report that sparked speculation the e-commerce giant would soon show the new import charges, as...

apnews.com
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yup
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i see what you're doing @elonmusk but it's too fucking late to think you'll be redeemed you should probably self-deport pretty sharpish (but not to Canada, eh)
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