Writer | Mathematician | English Teacher | Madridista | Kendrick Lamar | MMA | G.M. MSAIN | Dr. House of the good old scribecraft.
Owode, Nigeria
Joined May 2023
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Hi, I'm Dan Joseph Ukeme, known by most as Oxwordz.
I'm a writer of over 5yrs. Well-researched academic works in any field (science, engineering, arts), blog content, grant proposals, technical documents, etc. Whatever non-fictional works you have, I write it.
I also teach.
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Go to a divorce court once. Just sit there and observe.
Not a single woman is asking for her Love back. They're asking for money😂
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From bringing pedicure box to Unilag to having a brand and a studio. I saw him suffer during the biobaku days.
It didn’t have to end like this. There were a lot more things to do.
Last respect? I’ll forever respect you and all you stood for my bro. May your soul rest in peace 🤍
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I cannot stand seeing Nigerian bitches here in the UK sometimes, they are all the fucking same.
Masculine.
Fake hair 24/7.
Do not shut the fuck up.
Always trying to compete with men.
Constantly lying and are money hungry.
Barely make effort in their appearances.
Do not bother.
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I’m back to this. I’m sorry, you’re actually a big fool😂
I learnt this at some point in my relationship and It helped me a lot men....
I love seeing her in hot dresses, and when I see anyone I like on IG, I usually tell her I wanna see her in it and then I send her cash for it, end of the day, she wears it and we both happy.
Same goes for dinners, I set up a schedule for our dates, no matter how life gets, we have time to spend with each other.
And the list goes on, realising that women reciprocate energy has really given me a peaceful relationship in life, long may it continue 🙏🏿
Just returned from Bolu's burial.
I couldn't believe it when I held his body, mehn.
I still cannot believe it.
It feels so unreal.
This did not happen. This hasn't happened.
Maybe I get pinched and wake up from this nightmare.
Deontey Wilder's #1 fan in the world.
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almost 4m to give yourself electricity that other countries have had since the 1800s
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This Rig and Die with lots of workings don really put fear inside Tinubu's supporters.
They have turned to human rights activists overnight.😂😂
They didn't see the one where the NDC supported was killed earlier?
Selective blindness.
Undecided voters saw the gruesome murder video by NDC Peter Obi supporters from Delta state today.
They also saw how NDC supporters rejoiced and celebrated the murder of their fellow Nigerians.
They are making their decisions already!
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Bro!!
The whores that are in it for the love of the game in Nigeria are outliers.
These ones can't ride for more than 2 mins, can't suck dick properly, & don't even have stamina.
You're more likely to get all these from a woman cheating on her man
Do you know one painful part of being a Nigerian man on social media?
It is the realisation that our whores are pirated versions, and that the majority of us will somehow never experience the original whores, whose involvement in that line of duty is the fulfilment of destiny, not an exercise in escaping hunger.
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Lil Miss 'Beat about the bush'
The mentality of some of you ladies honestly irks me. So because a man puts you on an allowance, you assume that all a woman has to offer in return is her body and nothing?
Let me tell you something: when a man takes care of me, appreciates me and makes my well-being a priority, he gets a woman who will gladly show up for him too.
I have a man who puts me on an allowance. Not because I don't have my own business or earn my own money, but because he genuinely enjoys taking care of me and appreciates even the little things I do.
When his business was struggling and he was worried about paying his rent, I dipped into my business funds, helped him pay the rent and supported him financially until he got back on his feet.
He never asked for it, I did it because he had earned that kind of support from me.
But let me be clear: I will not empty my pockets to prove my love to a man who cannot even make my well-being a priority. I don't reward entitlement, and I don't believe in one-sided sacrifice.
When a man treats me well, I don't just enjoy his money; I become genuinely invested in his happiness and progress too. That's reciprocity.
Not every woman you see receiving an allowance is incapable of taking care of a man. Some of us simply know how to return the energy we receive.
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You’re not completing a project with the people’s money because they didn’t vote for a party.
Imagine as he is saying this, people from the area just start throwing big and heavy stones at him.
“I have a message for the Afikpo people, the last time they DIDN’T VOTE for APC,
if they want this bridge, to be completed, I will require 100% of the votes for APC, not 99%…”
— Dave Umahi punishes Afikpo people of Ebonyi because they did not vote tinubu in 2023.
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