Owl Cult

@Eric_Conn you are my new favourite standup comedian! Everything you say is hilarious, I don't even know how you can keep a straight face spouting so much bullshit 🤣🙌 Well done connman 👌

If I had a son I would name him Dick. So I could message people if they want to see my Dick pics.

I don’t see gender, only race.

I don’t support free speech, I want to get paid for it.

Never go full psycho, only microdose psycho.

Is it racist if you don’t like black horses?

If I had a dog, I wouldn’t have one.

I have been doing an Eddy Murphy movie marathon, here is a top 10 of my favourites: 1. The Nutty Professor 2. idk about any others I feel asleep. 😣

When I’m driving I never indicate because I don’t want people to know my next move. Always gotta keep your audience on their toes. 😎

Could @OwlCult be the most sexy person on Twitter? After making a poll and paying bots to vote “yes”, the answer is YES!

“OWL” is an abbreviation for: Owl Would you look at that, it’s an owl Literally, it’s an owl

@HunieKyu new game when?

Never state the obvious.

It’s better to get wet than feel regret #wisdom

French people piss me off #France

Yesterday all my troubles seemed so far away now the cops are here to take me away

Trump Dump

#هولندا_الاكوادور I don’t know what this hashtag means but it looks funky and I like Moroccan food.

Hey @elonmusk If you retweet this we’re cool.

Happy #Thanksgiving #ThankYou