"@dtanvo: Love isnt something you can turn on and off, unless you're faking it" only if u knew that! Mxm
"@TedOfficialPage: That awkward moment when someone's voice doesn't match their appearance." That happened today
"@UnusualFactPage: Morning sex' is more sufficient than coffee when trying to wake up and stay awake throughout the day!" I know!!
@Miranda_Sobopha retweeted
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO MAKE LIFE CHOICES I STILL COUNT USING MY FINGERS
AND I STILL SING THE WHOLE ALPHABET TO SEE WHAT LETTER COMES NEXT
"@SteveStfler: I don't consider them as one night stands, they're auditions." Kwaaaaaaaa
@Miranda_Sobopha retweeted
Getting upset at people just by hearing them breathing or eating is called "Misophonia", which is an actual brain-disorder.
"@P8NT4R: The overwhelming urge to kill... Is overshadowed by the overwhelming dislike of spending multiple years in jail..." LoL
