Paige Johnson EIC @outcastpress Transgressive fiction, dirty realism poetry, subversive comedy. Author of Percocet Summer and Citrus Springs.

United States
Joined September 2022
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customer at work asked me where i’m from and i said im from palestine and she goes “oh not much of that left!”
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sperm banks be like get a load of this nigga
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Хочу снять ситком… про Гитлера в 1913 году, которого постоянно пытаются убить путешественники во времени, а он не понимает, что за дичь творится. А потом он обнаруживает, что большинство нападавших евреи, и в его голове возникает план...
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There’s a guy on IG who pours a whole pack of sugar on an ant hill to “give them sudden wealth, cause inflation and crash their economy” 😭😭😭
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they saying tokyo is the duluth of japan
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I know “being punk rock” just boils down to agreeing with the Ben & Jerry’s mission statement but how anyone thinks Rage Against the Machine is cool after this is beyond me.
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Overtime
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Ladies is this a Taco Bell wrapper before I snap
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I understand how people go mad with power implicitly because when I was a kid my brother showed me the infinite money glitch in zoo tycoon 2 and within half an hour i had unleashed a thousand leopards on the visitors to my zoo
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can you imagine how hard an ice cold coke WITH the cocaine in it probably hit… smh born too late
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Women don’t mind saying a woman is dressed like a whore, they just want to be the ones to say it. It’s like their n word.
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Koca kedo
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Sucking their dicks makes them even angrier
Gonna dress even sluttier to anger the misogynists. Fuck em.
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I can understand your anger at me.. But what could you possibly have against the horse I rode in on?
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i love a grocery store seasonal aisle. what have they done to pretzels this time
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