“It’s my wife, who’s to the right of Attila the Hun.” 😳🟥🗳️ - @MichaelDuncan @RuthlessPodcast

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“An active bailiff, as I recall.” 👮🏻👨🏾‍⚖️ - @MichaelDuncan @RuthlessPodcast

“He missed an opportunity to deliver a campaign message and that is, ‘I’ve made the fat shot affordable for people like this fat man!’” 💉🐷 - @MichaelDuncan @RuthlessPodcast

“Hasan Piker thinks he has a good Twitch show. If Donald Trump had a Twitch show that just provided live commentary on things, immediately the number one Twitch stream in the world!” 📺👀 - @MichaelDuncan @RuthlessPodcast

“He’s a fat guy - I think it’s a woman!!” 🫣😳 - @MichaelDuncan @RuthlessPodcast

“But like, who ya raising money from in Zurich? Swiss bankers? Ya making’ deposits, pal??” ✈️🇨🇭🏦💶 - @MichaelDuncan @RuthlessPodcast

“You deserve these trips, @ComfortablySmug.” ✈️🎿👨🏻‍🍳☀️🏝️ - @MichaelDuncan @RuthlessPodcast

“None of these numbers surprise me, and they don’t scare me.” 🧮🤷🏻‍♂️ - @MichaelDuncan @RuthlessPodcast

“And what I loved most about last cycle and the Presidential election was all the people tweeting at us or tagging us in photos with their “I Voted!” stickers.” 🤳🏼🗳️🟥 - @MichaelDuncan @RuthlessPodcast

“They’re more than happy to tell you, ‘No, I want to do the Communism!” 🤗⚒️ - @MichaelDuncan @RuthlessPodcast

“On our show, we have consistently told the audience - whenever you see this radical, environmentalist stuff, you have to understand, at its core, it’s just anti-capitalist.” 🎤🌲🌲🤑 - @MichaelDuncan @RuthlessPodcast

“My basket-weaving degree does not have me gainfully employed, so I certainly have time for a 60 minute survey with you!” 🧺📝📞⏳ - @MichaelDuncan @RuthlessPodcast

"Dude, all the low-effort lunatics, they're in the DSA. They're part of the Democratic Party. This is the rest of the farm system of the far-left, is the Green Party." 🌳🤪 - @MichaelDuncan @RuthlessPodcast

“Cheering! Everyone’s cheering that, like it’s not an insane thing.” 👏🤦🏻 - @MichaelDuncan @RuthlessPodcast

“This entire segment was just so he could talk about how the Vikings are 2 and O.” 💜💛🏈 - @MichaelDuncan @RuthlessPodcast

“Ya know it’s going well when it ends up on Substack.” 🤪🧑🏻‍💻 - @MichaelDuncan @RuthlessPodcast

“Turns out when you bring in talented, smart, successful people to government, government gets better. Yeah…who would have through?!” 🧠💻 - @MichaelDuncan @RuthlessPodcast