Former professional makeup artist & beauty blogger, current professional procrastinator. Frequent purveyor of the inane.

Cincinnati, OH
Joined June 2009
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Jessica Mahler retweeted
“Don’t vote for Donald Trump.” - Rob Delaney
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so So SO SOOOOOO IMPORTANT! Don’t forget, the next president will likely control what the Supreme Court becomes until around 2050! Build your ballot & make a plan to vote at votesaveamerica.com/be-a-vot….
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Jessica Mahler retweeted
HELLO CINCINNATI! ✨ Exciting news from Barry Bagels!🥯🎉 We are thrilled to announce we are heading to Cincinnati! We will be developing five (5) locations in the Greater Cincinnati Area over a sustained period of time. Stay tuned!
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Trying to unlock $43 Rush tickets for Oh, Mary on @TodayTix! todaytix.com/nyc/shows/37743…
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Nex Benedict, a 16-yr-old Choctaw Indigenous gender-fluid teen in OK, was brutally assaulted in a bathroom by their classmates & school officials didn't even call an ambulance. Nex died the next day. #JusticeForNex Sign to demand an investigation NOW! ⬇️ sign.moveon.org/petitions/ho…
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Super hoping @CincyShirts restocks the White Tiger Lightening Bolt Tie-Dye in larger sizes! 🧡🖤🧡
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Really hoping @CincyShirts restocks this in larger sizes! 🖤🧡White Tiger Lightning Bolt ... cincyshirts.com/products/whi…
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Hey, anyone know if @Wishtrend’s By Wishtrend UV Defense Moist Cream is water/sweat resistant?
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Cases like this are why we need the Indian Child Welfare Act. Keep this child with her tribe: do not let her identity be whitewashed. share.communityx.com/posts/a…
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Shut down hate group Moms for Liberty: Check out ThatPsychNP's video! #TikTok tiktok.com/t/ZT8JLR9m6/
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One of the brands pulled…so disappointed in @Target caving to the bigots and homophobes #rainbowCapitalism #TikTok tiktok.com/t/ZTRoRDHjV/
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So bummed about this, RIP.
Rest in Peace Lance Reddick 💔
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Not quite what I said. I said the wallflower smells like stale pickles (well, husband said chicken noodle soup, but still, not what we’re looking for).
Replying to @OutInAPout
We love the sweet, crisp, tropical oasis blend of desert cactus flower petals, fresh sparkling citrus and warm vanilla coconut too, Jessica! ♥
Cactus Blossom @bathbodyworks Wallflower smells like an old Sweet Pickles book scratch-and-sniff 😤 (love the candle).
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In case the ship goes down tonight, it was an honor serving with y’all! #violins