I was a hockey coach guys.
On a hockey rink...
Joined November 2010
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I remember when your parents tried to get me fired. That did not happen my friend.
I was still the coach.
I lasted 3. Larry lasted 1. Well done fellow Orono parents. Good luck getting another NHLer to coach. Hope i can find out who said it. I’ll tell them every game next year, “They just don’t have it as parents. I hope they can walk away and learn from it.”… therinklive.com/high-school/…
I would have told this guy “Don’t get caught”. Or just wait for Boogie to handle it. But some guys don’t listen to the coach. Which is what I was.
I didn’t think that was a good call guys. No doubt. But I am not a referee. So I don’t get to say about that. I was the coach. #hashtaghockeyrefereeingguys
Sometimes you have to just stay up real late, guys. When I was the coach we tried to hold practices at 2am. But the NHLPA said no. Players are softer now, guys.
Guys. We have enough goals now, guys. If I were in the room, I would say all you have to do now is stop those other guys from scoring. Before, you had to do that plus score. So now it’s easier. @MarkDParrish never understood that part of the game. He was tough to coach, guys.
I didn’t even know you could go to college to learn hockey, guys.
I could have been a professsor. But I was the coach.
That other guy sounded like he was imitating me. But I was the coach. I’m not a radio deejay. I think that the Falness guy was prancing me. But you can’t prank a coach.
ICYMI here’s the conversation with @OurJacques and the other Jacques Lemaire talking @mnwild, #97, Gaborik, @Albert15800776, @NYIslanders and MORE from Tuesday @KFAN1003
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I don’t like afternoon hockey, guys. This game is too crazy and out of control right when I normally take a nap. Naps are good, guys. I hope this game calms down.
I feel like both these teams are taking way too many chances. Almost like when @MarkDParrish played. I would put all of them in the bench and make the goalies go one on one. No doubt.
Guys, it’s a fact that I used to be the coach of these two teams. But not at the same time. You can only coach one team at a time, guys. You can’t be in two locker rooms at the same time. Unless you’re a clone. And I’m not a clone. I’m a coach.
Guys. You can’t start hockey games this late. There’s a time for sleeping and a time for hockey. You can’t move the puck through the zone when you’re sleeping, guys.
Really exciting period tonight guys. But there’s too much shooting of the puck. When you shoot the puck you lose the puck. And you can’t move the puck through the zones without having the puck. Then you have to punch a guy. #punchaguy
When you want to score you should shoot the puck. Or hope that it hits you and goes into the goal. But you have to move the puck through the zones first. That’s how you play the game of hockey which our guys aren’t doing now.
The guys have been moving the puck through the zones. Through the defensive zone. Then moving through the neutral zone. Then they move it through the offensive zone. That’s hockey, guys.
Guys. I was the coach. And these coaches need to put the other two guys out there. You have to be able to do math when you’re the coach.
