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If you can read this, stop trying to twitter stalker, you’ve pretty much already lost any argument you were attempting to make.
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Osiris retweeted
THIS ONE
SAID “PAPA”
MY INSTINCTS HAVE NEVER BEEN HIGHER TO PROTECT THE LITTLE ONES
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I needed to move a sofa.
I mentioned this to an American. He said, "You know anybody with a truck?"
I did not know anybody with a truck.
He looked at me with real concern. Not pity. Concern. The way you look at a man who has told you he does not have a name.
"You gotta know somebody with a truck."
I asked how one acquires such a person.
He said, "You just do."
This is the third time I have received that answer in this country. It is the answer to everything here. You just do. There is no process. There is only the eventual fact of having.
He said, "Ask Kevin."
I do not know a Kevin. He said Kevin like I should. He said it the way you say a shared uncle.
I met Kevin four days later. Kevin owns a truck. Kevin does not own a truck for himself. Nobody owns a truck for themselves. Kevin owns a truck for a fifteen mile radius.
Inside I said: THIS MAN HAS TAKEN A VOW. HE DID NOT ANNOUNCE IT. HE SIMPLY PURCHASED A BED AND ACCEPTED THE CONSEQUENCES.
Kevin arrived on Saturday. He brought the truck. He also brought a second man.
I had not asked for a second man.
The second man's name is Tony. Tony came because Kevin came. Tony did not know me. Tony did not ask what we were moving. Tony brought gloves.
They moved the sofa in eleven minutes.
I offered them money. Both of them laughed at the same time, which felt rehearsed and was not.
I asked what I owed them.
Kevin said, "Buy the pizza."
That is the price. That is the entire economy. The truck costs one pizza and the pizza is not negotiable and the pizza is also not expensive and everyone knows what size.
Inside I said: THE FEE IS FIXED ACROSS THE ENTIRE NATION AND WAS SET BY NO ONE.
We ate on the floor because the sofa was against the wall and none of us wanted to be the first to sit on it.
Tony told me his daughter plays soccer. I asked if she is good. He said, "She's aggressive."
I still think about that.
Three weeks later, Kevin texted me.
"You free Sunday? Helping Tony move a fridge."
He did not ask if I wanted to. He informed me of a fridge.
Inside I said: I HAVE BEEN CALLED UP. I DID NOT ENLIST. THE PAPERS WERE FILED ON MY BEHALF.
I went. I moved the fridge. I have no truck. I contributed only arms.
Afterward, a man I had never met asked me if I knew anybody with a truck.
I said, "Yeah, I got a guy."
I have a guy.
I am somebody's guy now, too. Tony has told two people about me.
He describes me as "the guy who's strong for his size."
I have never been prouder of a sentence in my life.
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USA. You said this is your first time at Buc-ee's.
I have been before. I will report.
First, understand this. Buc-ee's is not a place to shop. Buc-ee's is a place to be tested. Those who are not prepared leave the exit holding three beaver keychains, unsure how it happened.
So listen.
Start with the brisket sandwich. Find the deli counter and you will find a man with forearms like a blacksmith. Trust him. Keep your order short. Just say brisket. He decides the rest. He is always right.
When you find the Beaver Nuggets, take the salted caramel. This bag will be gone the moment you open it. Take another bag. That one is the real bag.
The beef jerky covers an entire wall. Do not be overwhelmed. A kunoichi chooses one. If you cannot decide, take the one on the far right. There is no reason. But it is better than hesitation.
Breakfast tacos are freshest in the morning. Get there before 10 AM if you can. The brisket taco is available around the clock.
Take the fudge last. If you take it first, it melts while you carry everything else.
One more thing.
When you walk in, check the time. When you walk out, check the time again. The difference is your Buc-ee's time.
If it is over two hours, you will come back.
This is not a prediction. This is a report.
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Replying to @YourRightPrice @libsoftiktok
Here is his whole speech if anyone would like to hear it. youtube.com/watch?v=y5ZJ_ulz…