@OrneryProf

A professor with the wrong kinda views

Joined April 2023
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Academics are like cats, almost totally worthless and easily distracted by shiny objects.
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Jim Strabo
@JimStraboOct 16
Elon Musk flips a vehicle upside down and everyone claps and cheers. But when I do it, suddenly I'm "recklessly endangering children" and "unfit to be a school bus driver".
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Gotta love that in addition to getting screwed by CC companies for transaction fees, we also now lose a few cents of each cash transaction because there are no pennies.
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Born to explore.
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You might think this is a first grader writing "prayers." You'd be wrong. It's a college kid writing "prairies."
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An 18 YO freshman who's going to be a PT 🙄
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A farm boy came into class today with a shirt that said "America Needs Lesbian Farmers" 🤣
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One of the greatest tragedies in life is putting the ice cream scopper in the sink, turning on the water, and it hitting just right to shoot back out onto you.
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Cernovich
@CernovichSep 15
It’s always a message of fear. My entire life. Nuclear winter, killer bees, acid rain, global warming, rebranded climate change, Covid, now AI. Reject the demonic spirit of fear.
AoverK
@AoverKSep 15
2006 vs 2026 “Be worried. Be very worried.” I remember when they said all the polar bears were going to go extinct and Miami was going to be underwater due to melting ice caps.
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If you want to understand how bad things are in academia, our director of engineering didn't know the difference between Romex and fiber optic wire.
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The more I learn about science, the more obvious it is that it's all God's plan. There are too many coincidinces. The amount of "luck" needed for all these things to have occured is improbable.
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What if we just ordered a new Congress from TEMU? It would still be garbage controlled by foreign countries, but it would probably be cheaper.
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Gotta love the grout I accidently dropped on the tile and didn't see is like concrete in the presidential bunker but the stuff I purposely fill in might as well be putty.
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Growing Up Retro
@GrowingUpRetroSep 2
Forty years ago, nobody carried water everywhere. You left the house at 8 AM with absolutely no hydration strategy whatsoever. Somehow you survived until dinner without a 40-ounce emotional-support tumbler.
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Cernovich
@CernovichAug 31
People don't believe that tech has made their lives better. Dressing people down for opposing data centers is a loser. "We have to beat China!" On what? Online gambling? AI slop memes? YouTube Shorts? Obviously there are bigger issues at work, but hello - bad messaging!
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Larsen Jensen
@LarsenJensenUSAAug 28
I don’t think the data center debate is being lost because of Chinese propaganda. I think it’s being lost because Americans don’t trust tech.
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Buck Sexton
@BuckSextonAug 27
Lindsey Clancy's 3 murdered children were defenseless humans deserving full protection of the state. If she murdered 3 adults, would anyone cheer for her outside the courtroom? Would there be any "doubt" about her guilt? Leftism, abortion, it's all demonic, dehumanizes kids
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My son got a can of fruit cocktail out of the pantry after supper. He goes "I got the fruit cottontail!" We all start laughing and he looked around confused. He legit thought that's what it was called! 🤣
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Cernovich
@CernovichAug 17
Kids will not starve if they don’t have immediate access to their snacks of choice.
Matthew Chang
@MatthewChangAug 17
Cerno doing the Lord’s work and defeating the diaper bag. You know, the bag that stays with the kid until they are 5 yo and is too big to qualify as an airplane carryon…. Also I had no snacks.
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My daughter has been playing critters all morning. My oldest son comes up, grabs the pear, and yells "GRENADE!" and chucks it into the pile 🤣
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