ᅠ ᅠ ＃𝐃͟𝐈͟𝐂͟𝐊͟𝐌͟𝐀͟𝐒͟𝐓͟𝐄͟𝐑͟ .ᐟ ᅠ ᅠ

99% of the time You don’t even get when I’m joking 😭

Rude .

Is anyone surprised ? “ The Big Man Has To Take Sexual Harassment Classes ?! ”

That’s some apology . I’ll see you at 9 or maybe 10 . Let’s make it 1 am .

So his name is Ricardo

“ Please , I have become best friends with hr . I’ve also memorized the sexual harassment movie . ” Will gladly reenact it for him . “ What are you getting me for Christmas ? ”

“ A holes a hole is my motto . I don’t discriminate . ” He doesn’t need to be attracted to Michael to want to see him in a spicy Halloween outfit . IS HE POSSESSED , WHAT THE FUCK IS HAPPENING WITH HIS EYES ?!

The answer to both those questions is , 𝐈𝐭’𝐬 𝐇𝐨𝐭 .

Because it’s October .

YOU HEARD ME .

I swear some of yall deliberately want me to have a limp dick .

It’s October Michael . . . You should be shopping for the skimpiest Halloween outfit , not fucking Christmas .

BREAKFAST !

“ All that for—— ” words get cut off as a slice of pizza hits him on his handsome face ! “ ARE YOU FUCKING SHITTING ME RIGHT NOW ! Who wastes food like that ! ” Pealing the delicious wasted pie off his face and smacking right into hers !

“ MY FUCKING EARS—— ” The death glare was too notch . 10 out of 10 ! If she trying to seduce him that did it !

Raising a brow before smearing grease on her custom made outfit with the ͟𝑹͟𝑬͟𝑨͟𝑳͟ ͟ ͟𝑱͟𝑬͟𝑾͟𝑬͟𝑳͟𝑺͟ . “ Ooooops . Slippery fingers . ”

I don’t need your permission to shovel pizza into my mouth !

ʷᵃⁿᵗˢ ᵗᵒ ᵉᵃᵗ ᵃˢˢ . . .