Sometimes I'll see a post that will remind me of a certain oomf then I'll realize I haven't seen them in a while and immediately panic like a mother who just lost their child in a shopping centre. (っ- ‸ - ς)
I want everyone to know the Australian government sucks and I hate auspost they're why I'm getting taxed 47% off my pay this week because they kept fucking me over every time I went in
#ilovemudcake
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top 6 things that make me feel fat:
1. when I have a stuffy nose and I'm forced to breathe through my mouth
2. walking across the street while a car is waiting
3. chasing a ball
4. having my legs stick to a leather seat
5. walking without a bra
6. wearing a stained shirt
❀ Join if you see (only if u want to hehe)
𐙚 Pronouns : Any!!
𐙚 Height : 5’2
𐙚 Zodiac : Gemini
𐙚 Smoke : None!! I drink a lot tho
𐙚 Tattoos : None yet but plans!!
𐙚 Piercings : 12!
𐙚 Fav colour : Greeen
𐙚 Fav drink : Ice chocolates!!
Why do foods I'm mildly allergic to taste so good... Salmon gives me debilitating stomach aches and makes me break out in hives but it's sooooo yummy I can't not eat it (*꒦ິ꒳꒦ີ)
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I AM A FUCKING ARTIST!!
GOD DAMMIT
IM JUST STUCK HERE WITH THIS SHIT ART STYLE, BECAUSE I CANT GET OFF MY FAT FUCKING ASS AND PRACTICE
I miss my wife sigh sigh sighhhh SIGHHHH anyway I'm going to my friend Halo's house to get my nails done today!!
I like how I did my makeup today I tried something new (๑•᎑•๑)‧₊ ᵎᵎ 🍒 ⋅ ˚✮
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hey google how to tell oomf you think theyre very cool but not in a way they take it weird
I love when people follow me and I'm in the fandom of whoever they have ad their pfp like omg!! it's Skylar I know that guy!!! (,; ⩌ ;,)
I love scrolling twt while my girlfriend watches and pointing people out to her like "and this is Riri she's one of my first moots, and that's Tallulah I actually drew her pfp, that's Val she's super nice and cool..."
Wife done took photos of me from upstairs of the shopping centre while I was working then sent then to me after then done caught me (¬`‸´¬)
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People who use ai remind me of the pigs from spirited away. Gouge yourself until you don’t understand how to enjoy things anymore
Am I the only one who always gets super uncomfortable when you wake up and there's someone in the house you weren't told would be there..






















