the best songs, are just the best songs. #LevonHelm

My stock of UK chocolates is getting so extensive, that I should open the "Johnny Irish" Sweets Shop.

I will never delete a tweet at the request of some random billion dollar corporation! If my Mom calls, I'm not here. Back in an hour.

Just got off the phone. None of the lights are on. Best call ever ;)

Just opened the door .. naked. After that crazy scene ended. My question was, how can I help you?

Amazing Thursday. (Plus 1) It's only Wednesday ;)

If you return a call from your good friends girlfriend and he answers .. delete call. Asap. #porkchop.

I'm such a fatty .. I'm going to buy a "This body is Positive" tee-shirt

My entire day has been 12% battery life. Guns and Roses. > Living on a chain.

My hair is amazing. All the non-Irish Ladies, can take a step back.

It turns out .. #DouplePorkChop has a girlfriend ;)

Double Pork Chop ;)

How does cuba .. Have 9 airports? Most major cities have only 2.

Just wanted to wish .. Pork Chop an amazing day ;)

I know this guy, a porky fellow. So we call him Pork Chop ;)

Rangers are hosting the Devils tonight. As a good Catholic .. jersey can kiss my '. ss.

Tusli Gabbord is awesome.

The Italians call it .. "Bella Johnny" For me . Thursday.

My neighbor hates Long Island's WBAB Radio so much ... I play the app every night ;) Best revenge ever. Next Up: Billy Joel

Teaching my dog to pee on the front door of the apartment next door. It's going to be an awesome 2020!