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Former Lawyer turned: Legal Operations | Consulting | Tech

Joined July 2020
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My friends and I only talk shit about people who deserve it. We aren’t gossips, we’re vigilantes.
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Lawyers: "I hate fiction." Me, having read their briefs: "But you're so good at it." ☺️
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Twitter is my morning newspaper
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Shazam but for someone’s face at a party whose name you should know
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Referring to opposing counsels brief as toxic case law fanfiction
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If you sleep less than 7 hours, follow these 10 tips tonight: 1. Optimize your room 2. Keep it cool 3. Get sunlight 4. Don’t consume caffeine late 5. Avoid late-night exercise 6. Avoid blue light 7. Relax before bed 8. Journal 9. Meditate 10. Sleep consistently
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The clitoris has over 8000 nerve endings and it’s still not as sensitive as a man on Twitter who has been told he’s wrong.
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Can some Rogers employee please just go use the Bell internet at Starbucks to tell us what’s going on with this outage?
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My wife just said "if you hate everyone, you should eat something, and if you think everyone hates you, you should go to sleep" and I don't think I've heard a better life hack
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We are so scared as a society about talking and educating openly about what really happens to women’s bodies after delivery and it is absolutely because we are afraid that with more information more women would forego motherhood. That is a concept people just can’t cope with.
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“wya” my limit bro, i’m at my limit
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Accessibility isn’t extra steps, it’s steps you’ve missed.
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If the timeline of a queer character finally finding happiness then meeting a violent end is shorter than the time it takes to microwave a Hot Pocket, it’s probably gonna be an issue.
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Why has this profession been allowed to set insane billable targets but pay extremely low wages. Because from day one you are conditioned to accept gatekeeping that you have no control over. Lsat. Entry to law school. Bar exam. Articling requirement. … (1/3)
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I’m probably gonna die on this boring hill but: we need media literacy to be taught in K-12 and beyond. It needs to be part of how you learn to read and write at this point, how you consume, research, and communicate information. The stakes are too high to wait – at Seattle, WA
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Bar prep has killed my gel pens. I'm on the color ORANGE. Absolutely Ungovernable.
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the most important rule of civil procedure is the one that says you have to be nice to me
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"Did they have pre-existing conditions" is the new "but what was she wearing"?
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People who grew up with money will look you in the eyes and ask you something insane like “do you ski?”
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It's true that we all have 24 hours each day, but each person has different pressures. In Queer Eye, Bobby has 24 hours to renovate a 5 bedroom house. Antoni has 24 hours to throw together a cute lil salad.
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