The inevitable neurodiversity not covered by my access rider turning up to ruin the gig:

'Stress club' but to the tune of 'S-Club Party.'

No more skinny legends i want to live in a world of fat myths.

East london drag queen: don't fucking touch me with out asking, consent is mandatory, wtf r u evening thinking? Also east London drag queen: *crowds surfs*

Millenial self care tip: change it to "i just won the game."

Bed bugs, mephadrone & breaking banjo strings; these are a few of my favourite things #memories

Tenderqueer is a kink.

I can never sleep on the full moon.

Omfg all I wanted was twitter and now I’ve done this gauntlet of iPhone bullshit it so seems not worth it. You’ve taken my fingerprint my bank details my mind and my train. All I really wanted to say was „give me likes, give me sweet little likes“ in the style of Fleetwood Mac.

You're ruining the term subversion and need to stop. Subverting subversion isn't being super subversive but twitter doesn't have enough char xitter.cf/voguemagazine/status/8…

CHELSEA IS BEING PUNISHED FOR EXPOSING INTERNATIONAL HUMAN RIGHTS ABUSES AND COLLATERAL MURDER BY THE USA petitions.whitehouse.gov/pet… xitter.cf/OozingGloop/status/806…

YOOOO' CHELSEA MANNING NEEDS OUR HELP! 7 Days left to sign the petition FTM TRANS PRISONER IN MALE PRISON petitions.whitehouse.gov/pet…

So I have a twitter

Writing a manifesto for mine and Jose's upcoming #paintedladies exhibition

@JonnyWooUK THEEEESSSSSEEEE heavyeditorial.files.wordpre…

OMG I GOT RETWEETED WOOOOO GLOOP'S ARRIVED #ohme #popular #pretty #witty

This kitty shit is left over on my page from when I got twitter in 2011 and I still love it #guiltypleasure