18|He/Him|Wrestling Fan|Puerto Rican|Kenny Omega fanboy|March 3rd 2024🧡|Wrestler in training

Mr bombostastic
Joined August 2020
Lmao
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sex is a very intimate and sacred act. your body is a temple and you shouldn't be sharing it with someone who thinks Goku would lose to saitama this evening
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WHY DO HUMANS SAY "SLEEP LIKE A BABY"??? BABIES WAKE UP EVERY TWO HOURS TO SCREAM! I HAVE BEEN DOING THAT FOR YEARS. NOBODY HAS EVER COMPLIMENTED MY SLEEP!!
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I saw a chandelier fighting a chicken the other day.
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Told my friend I’ll pay him back next week.
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MY SON!!! MY WAX SON!!!! I LET HIM PLAY IN THE SUN AND NOW HE'S NOWHERE TO BE FOUND!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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i can't believe they remembered Grade 4
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Not people complaining about the pants match. It the goofiest thing on a card is Tommaso Ciampa then you’ll live, I promise.
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It’s a single player experience that’s actually been pretty evergreen in terms of sales, it’s the 8th best selling game of the year right now. Not sure what this person expected it to be honestly.
TOMODACHI LIFE DIED OUT SO QUICK LMFAOOOOOOOO
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Oh Frontiers, they'll never make me hate you my beloved
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local cop just attempted to stop and frisk me bc i had a foil-wrapped item in my hand. asked me “let’s make this easy, how much weight you got?” didn’t like when i said “you stopped me for donuts?” really didn’t like when it was donuts. sped off. get absolutely shat on, kid
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Playing Super Mario and having to drop it after finding out the goombas use AI to move left and right
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lift ten times your weight. voraciously consume sugary liquids. kill anyone who doesnt smell like you. ant mode.
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We already had a port that has no kinetic needed and it certainly didn't needed ai slop to run
Sonic Free Riders no longer needs Kinect. Free Riders Recompiled brings Sega's Xbox 360 hoverboard racer to Windows and Linux, with experimental support for Apple Silicon Macs. Grab a controller and race. #SonicFreeRiders #RetroGaming generationamiga.com/2026/10/…
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I have been trying so fucking hard and will keep trying so fucking hard
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seeing mox cry fucks me up because that man never fucking cries
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When I was listening to "She's my collar" by gorillaz I imagined Mr.peabody dancing and it made me angry
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Brody King is a real one 😂😂😭
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THEY TRIED CALLING MCMG A WASTE OF A SIGNING FUCKKKKKKKKKK YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
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