Overheard in Waitrose. Says darling a lot. Parody account. Customer Service requests will be met with sarcasm.
Waitrose, of course
Joined April 2014
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‘If Tom proposes to me at Christmas, my god, I would feel so humiliated. Out in the open for all and sundry to gawp.’
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‘I think it’s outrageous that in 2019 I’m still being served instant coffee on flights’
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‘Don’t get me wrong, I care about the environment and all that but no supermarket is going to convince me to cart around containers like an old camel’
Great stuff from @waitrose @OnlyInWaitrose with their trial of refillable containers for your shopping. Could prove an exciting new step forward in reducing waste in packaging!
#PlasticPollution
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'Yes darlings I know you have chicken pox but mummy MUST get bits for the dinner party or she'll be a laughing stock'
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'Please don't rummage in the reduced bin darling, someone from the golf club might see you.'
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'Lady: Darling?
Man: Yes dear?
Lady: Cashews and goats’ milk in our basket?
Man: For the squirrels of course
Lady: Oh you're good'
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'Ever since they started to offer free coffee in here it has been like a bloody soup kitchen.'
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'I've got lunch with Miranda at 1 and then yoga at 2.30, the school run and then violin lessons at 5. I don't know how I find the time.'
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Woman: 'I think Harry is gay. I saw him flicking through my copy of Cosmo at the weekend.'
Friend: 'He's 6.'
Woman: 'I can just sense it.'
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Overheard in ASDA:
'That kind of behaviour.. you just wouldn't get it in Waitrose. I'm telling you.'
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Maybe later xitter.cf/stevereuk/status/80288…
@OnlyInWaitrose When will you apologise to Christopher Seddon for your disgraceful behaviour? Or don't you care?
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Everybody is entitled to teacakes, Christian. xitter.cf/cmjp93/status/79050437…
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@OnlyInWaitrose overheard in Cirencester waitrose ' the champagne bar at Paddington station has closed. What a pain'
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Parent: 'Do you want to choose some sweets?'
Child: 'No daddy, no! I want brie and crackers'
#actual @OnlyInWaitrose #overheardinwaitrose
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Woman in front of me with numerous handwoven wicker baskets to carry her shopping out. @OnlyInWaitrose #Tonbridge
