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Glasgow, Scotland
Joined October 2022
Fatima is getting the sack from CyberStrike (she just doesn’t know it yet)
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Coronation Street is an accurate portrayal of life in Manchester
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OnlyAnExcuse retweeted
Windows blue screen of death happening in these countries right now
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Something as trivial as rain is not getting in the way of Cooper’s enjoyment of the summer.
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I know it’s CrowdStrike and not MS but they are dicks for putting AI in everything so deserve it.
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Microsoft right now.
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It was never #CloudStrike
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Buy Macs World problems solved
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OnlyAnExcuse retweeted
Replying to @pse1888
Bros wearing a pair of cyber trucks
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This is person in charge of update control at #Crowdstrike
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Use one of these
I just want to be able to take lids off my bottles, like the good old days before the nanny-state decided I could not be trusted to do so. Which party do I vote for, to make that happen?
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UNTIL I SAW LONDON IN IT Brutally bad. Obviously NYC streets with London cabs and buses, phone boxes and post boxes. But barely tried US cars, driving on right NY Buildings with fire escapes Accents utterly awful NHS was as accurate as Dessers in SPFL Annoyed me far too much
New Amsterdam is my current Netflix thing. I don’t usually start a show if I know it’s been cancelled but im at start of S2 and it’s not bad. Not my usual cup of coffee but it’s enjoyable.
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And I don’t generally expect much from these things but I was expecting Dick Van Dyke to start chimney sweeping and singing
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And I’ve just read they’re going back to London I’m not surprised it was cancelled. It’s an international war crime.
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America is over, you had a good run of it but it’s time to call it a day. We’ll send Katherine Jenkins over for the state opening of the King’s Residence in Washington.
🚨#BREAKING: Watch as 4 time Grammy Nominated Ingrid Andress Criticized for Worst ever National Anthem Performance at the opening of the MLB Home Run Derby 
📌#Arlington | #Texas

Before hitters could step into the batter's box for the 2024 Home Run Derby at Globe Life Field in Arlington, Texas, country singer Ingrid Andress, a four time Grammy nominee, performed the national anthem. Her rendition sparked widespread criticism on social media, with many viewers calling it the worst-ever National Anthem performance. Comments ranged from "I can't watch; it's too cringe-worthy" to debates over the challenges of the anthem's vocal range. Despite her esteemed musical background, Andress's performance became a major viral topic, generating memes and heated discussions online
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Nonce joins cheats
🚨🔵⚪️ Mason Greenwood to Olympique Marseille, here we go! Deal in place between all parties. OM have booked private flight for Mason to land in Marseille, undergo medical tests and sign. Deal valid until June 2029. Man United to receive €30m package plus 50% sell-on clause.
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No. 10 Downing Street musical chairs champion Sept-Oct 2022
My response to the King's Speech 👇
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COMIC FKN SANS?
🚨 Enzo Fernández statement to apologize after racist chants.
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