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Cape Town
Joined November 2009
🚨🇵🇹 OFFICIAL: Cristiano Ronaldo has been suspended for 30 days plus fined for €255. The decision has been made by Portugal Federation after he left the national team’s camp in Denmark. Cristiano himself had suggested a punishment after apologizing for that.
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Emi Martinez incredible mind game 👏
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Lungile Radu is now 51
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We must cross breed to these people as South African 🇿🇦 to boost our heights
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Some of us where insulted for questioning how Rwanda can afford to host F1 and pay all these "Visit Rwanda" sponsorships 😭. That country is poor!
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5G/A 5G/A “Flop” “Having a good season
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👧: i miss you, will you be free this week? the week:
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Nenzani lapho e door to door campaign 🤧
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All-time top scorers: Mbappé in the top 5 😤 #UCL
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Prime Real Madrid training session ahead of UCL final. Yeah man I understand why they 3-peated the UCL 😂😂🤍
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Favorites to finish in the top positions of the UCL league phase, via Kalshi: 31% — PSG 29% — Barcelona 17% — Arsenal 11% — Real Madrid, Bayern Munich 9% — Liverpool, Atlético Madrid, Manchester City
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There's a brother out there that supports both Manchester United & Kaizer Chiefs 😭😭😭😭😭
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The older I get, the more I feel disconnected from football. I used to watch every EPL game, adulting is something else man🙆‍♂️. Now I check final results and move on.
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Este es el CODAZO de Vitor Reís a Mbappé que lo dejo SANGRANDO y que Alberola Rojas NO pito. Ayer todos pedían ROJA para Arda Güler por una falta INEXISTENTE. La Liga Negreira y de Tebas 🤢
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Manchester in the Premier League this season: 7 games, 7 points – pays homage to Cristiano Ronaldo 10 goals scored, 10 goals conceded – pays homage to Lionel Messi 0 goal difference – pays homage to Arsenal’s UCL titles. Beautiful club
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He got in, he got comfortable, he took the front seat. Zero fear. Even the police showed up for this one. 🚨🐒 MySol Mashaba Dimpane Hlaudi Arsenal Malamulele #MondayBlues #SugarMamas #Baboon #SouthAfrica #BankOnCapitec #TheTasteMasterJunior #BankOnBetter #DatingNoFilterSA
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Cristiano Ronaldo against Arsenal in UEFA Champions league 2008/09
Quote me with that Ronaldo's iconic moment...
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This is The FNB Stadium, RSA. Even if Real Madrid is Playing Barca or Chelsea is playing Man United - South africans will watch The Soweto Derby. Egyptians and Moroccans will also watch their derbies. Nigerians, is there any local game you regard So important to you 💭
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These type of girlfriends, so-called baddies, take you straight to jail. If your funding model is their demanding lifestyle, you’re not in a relationship, you’re in a liability. There’s no honour in funding love or ego on borrowed/stolen money that was never yours to spend. Two women tearing into each other over the same arrested man is not a catfight, it’s a receipt. The lifestyle is never sustainable because it was never legitimate. SARS doesn’t negotiate with a sob story, and neither does a judge. To Men “Build” your own foundation never fund somebody’s crown…..
MaWhoo responds to Cyan Boujee as the two fight over a man 🤔 Cyan allegedly took MaWhoo’s man "Kodwa indoda ngiyithathile" 😳
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“The midfielders doesn’t pass to Mbappe”
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Observe this clip and watch Vini Jr’s insane IQ and combination with a TRUE Number 9 like Benzema. Meanwhile, Mbappé would have been busy occupying the left side instead of making a proper run into the box 😂😂😂😂.
Xabi Alonso wanted Vini to improve tactically and stop relying solely on his pace, but Vini got him sacked. Now that Vini has lost his pace, he’s literally become the worst player in football history because he has zero football IQ.
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