Michael Bublé sings over the credits of Spider-Man 2??

Being President is the ultimate WFH job, right? Like that’s the point of why we built the White House

You can be broke, you can be short, you can be mean, and you can be a jerk. But the one thing you can’t be is boring. Actual dating advice it took me 36 years to finally understand.

Double-sided wrapping paper can take a hike. Give me grid lines, or give me death.

I’m just trying to ask out the cute girl from church, not an IG model. But in 2026, what’s the difference?

Liam Neeson is so good in The Phantom Menace

When I was a kid I always saw the D as some kind of weird backwards G. Even now, knowing what it is, I don’t see it as a D. Instead, it’s some kind of singular, mythical letter invented by Walt himself.

If you’re so smart, why aren’t you rich? And conversely, if you’re so compassionate, why aren’t you poor?

The Return of Jafar was a big risk for Disney, both because it was the first ever direct-to-video animated feature… and it had *multiple* songs with lead vocals by Gilbert Gottfried

Root Beer Rankings 4. IBC 3. A&W 2. Mug 1. Barq’s

In the court of public opinion, Emotion + a Preponderance of Evidence really seem to beat a couple of cold hard facts

Our lives are defined by opportunities, even the ones we miss.

Ingratiate looks like it should be a negative thing. Like just based on spelling alone.

If you can make it half way, you can make it the whole way.

My most irrationally confident opinion is that Dua Lipa and I would have made a good couple

The Venn Diagram of who is going to care is… no one. However, I just watched a podcast hosted by Katie Couric (only watched for the guest) and realized she’s the poster child for the Peter Principle. She was perfect for Today. Should have stayed there and made it her career.

Why is PlutoTV so bad about remembering my place in a movie? Or I will watch the whole thing and come back the next day… where it wants me to “Resume Watching” at 2 minutes into it @PlutoTV

The trick, William Potter, is not minding that it hurts.

“You run farther, shoot better, and eat faster, You don’t complain when I’m a verbal disaster.”

Shout out Cliff. I appreciate you taking all those notes for us, man.